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College
That shit cray.
MARCH 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Valentine's Day
if she talks about her friend Tiffany obviously she wants something from Tiffanys.
MARCH 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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College
I'm not going to Havasu for spring break so for Christ sake, FEED ME!
MARCH 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
is that jizz??
JANUARY 21ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Graduation
woohoo! we all got through high school without getting pregnant!
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Friendship
Would you tap that? Already did bro.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Sports
I picked up golf so I could get bitches like Tiger Woods.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
I bang hard.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
5.00 (3 votes)
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Flirting
You took my breath away. no seriously. I'm an asthmatic.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
I can't believe she tried to put that up my butt! Im outtie bro.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
It appears as though he shat in this chair...
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Get Well
This is the sex-change patient right?
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Thanksgiving
Please take our foreign food and disease infested blankets. We really want to help!
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Family
My mommy says I'm pretty.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Family
If I study hard, I will bring pride and honor to my family.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
Well, let me tell you what I see. I see pride! I see power! I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
I'm a quarterback. wanna have sex?
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
I have no idea what im doing, I just hope hes looking at my ass.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
Im High mutha fucka.
JANUARY 18TH, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Wedding
My wife does the same thing to my wood.
JANUARY 18TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
