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Birthday
Sorry that there are many other things besides candles being blown on your Valentine's Day birthday.
FEBRUARY 14TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Birthday
Sorry that you share your February14th birthday with the anniversary of a Roman martyr's burial.
FEBRUARY 14TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Birthday
Honey, on your very special birthday, let me suggest that you celebrate with a vasectomy.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Valentine's Day
Nothing says "I love you" like a Valentine's Day vasectomy.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Birthday
Sorry that your August 2nd birthday coincides with the deadline for America's potential financial ruin.
AUGUST 2ND, 2011
5.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Is it wrong of me to hope that the shape of the bruise on Perez Hilton's face closely resembles an erect penis?
JUNE 22ND, 2009
4.33 (6 votes)
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Cry for Help
Life is funny. Not so much funny ha-ha, but funny stab stab STAB.
MAY 6TH, 2009
4.60 (5 votes)
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Cry for Help
Not so much funny ha-ha, but funny stab stab STAB.
MAY 5TH, 2009
4.11 (9 votes)
