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  • Never have sex with a girl who had corn on the cob the night before.

    Never have sex with a girl who had corn on the cob the night before.

    jerzeydevil04/21/2012
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  • Never have sex with a girl who had corn on the cob the night before.

    Never have sex with a girl who had corn on the cob the night before.

    jerzeydevil04/21/2012
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  • Some people have skeletons in their closets. I usually put mine in the trunk.

    Some people have skeletons in their closets. I usually put mine in the trunk.

    Alex111531004/02/2012
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  • Get on your knees and tell me you love me.

    Get on your knees and tell me you love me.

    Littlemuzz03/13/2012
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  • Singing about copping it up the pooper is frowned upon in polite society Happy Mardi Gras.

    Singing about copping it up the pooper is frowned upon in polite society Happy Mardi Gras.

    geoffo12303/09/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • If you can't take the heat? Get out of the kitchen.

    If you can't take the heat? Get out of the kitchen.

    Belle Beach03/07/2012
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  • Bitch, you're just like Mardi Gras Tuesday, FAT.

    Bitch, you're just like Mardi Gras Tuesday, FAT.

    BrittanyC2403/06/2012
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  • I'm not paying for gas during Lent.

    I'm not paying for gas during Lent.

    Kevin2228502/22/2012
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  • I pray that we can just give up Lint. Really sick of seeing that crap all over my clothes.

    I pray that we can just give up Lint. Really sick of seeing that crap all over my clothes.

    Tina113739002/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Just because you skipped New Orleans this year, it doesn't get you off the hook. Show your titties immediately!

    Just because you skipped New Orleans this year, it doesn't get you off the hook. Show your titties immediately!

    tunacasserole02/22/2012
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  • We'll tell them that if they flash us we will give them these inexpensive beads.

    We'll tell them that if they flash us we will give them these inexpensive beads.

    Alexander114080402/21/2012
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  • Happy Fat Tuesday, or as they say in America, Happy Tuesday.

    Happy Fat Tuesday, or as they say in America, Happy Tuesday.

    green_mts02/21/2012
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  • May the best set of breasts you see this Mardi Gras be those of a woman.

    May the best set of breasts you see this Mardi Gras be those of a woman.

    Scott867589902/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • One more Mu Yu wooden fish and then it's booze, beads, and boobs.

    One more Mu Yu wooden fish and then it's booze, beads, and boobs.

    latenightcoffee02/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Mardi Gras - It's all fun and games until you're the one with a daughter.

    Mardi Gras - It's all fun and games until you're the one with a daughter.

    nickbarron02/21/2012
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  • Don't act like it's unusual for you to drink on a Tuesday.

    Don't act like it's unusual for you to drink on a Tuesday.

    lindseybe02/21/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Rubenesque Tuesday!

    Happy Rubenesque Tuesday!

    hooligan5702/21/2012
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Fat Tuesday aka Regular Tuesday to everyone who doesn't live in the South.

    Happy Fat Tuesday aka Regular Tuesday to everyone who doesn't live in the South.

    vision71002/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Yes, mom. I can hear you. Yes, it does sound like you are drunk. Yes, mom. Yes. Yes, I've heard of that drink before. Oh. It wasn't a drink.

    Yes, mom. I can hear you. Yes, it does sound like you are drunk. Yes, mom. Yes. Yes, I've heard of that drink before. Oh. It wasn't a drink.

    latenightcoffee02/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Somewhere, in this great big world, someone is cleaning mommy's vomit off the bottom of their shoes.

    Somewhere, in this great big world, someone is cleaning mommy's vomit off the bottom of their shoes.

    latenightcoffee02/21/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)

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