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Never have sex with a girl who had corn on the cob the night before.
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Never have sex with a girl who had corn on the cob the night before.
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Some people have skeletons in their closets. I usually put mine in the trunk.
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Get on your knees and tell me you love me.
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Singing about copping it up the pooper is frowned upon in polite society Happy Mardi Gras.
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If you can't take the heat? Get out of the kitchen.
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Bitch, you're just like Mardi Gras Tuesday, FAT.
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I'm not paying for gas during Lent.
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I pray that we can just give up Lint. Really sick of seeing that crap all over my clothes.
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Just because you skipped New Orleans this year, it doesn't get you off the hook. Show your titties immediately!
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We'll tell them that if they flash us we will give them these inexpensive beads.
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Happy Fat Tuesday, or as they say in America, Happy Tuesday.
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May the best set of breasts you see this Mardi Gras be those of a woman.
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One more Mu Yu wooden fish and then it's booze, beads, and boobs.
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Mardi Gras - It's all fun and games until you're the one with a daughter.
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Don't act like it's unusual for you to drink on a Tuesday.
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Happy Rubenesque Tuesday!
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Happy Fat Tuesday aka Regular Tuesday to everyone who doesn't live in the South.
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Yes, mom. I can hear you. Yes, it does sound like you are drunk. Yes, mom. Yes. Yes, I've heard of that drink before. Oh. It wasn't a drink.
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Somewhere, in this great big world, someone is cleaning mommy's vomit off the bottom of their shoes.