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  • Aye Lil' Mama, You're lookin like a king cake Let me put a baby in ya!

    Aye Lil' Mama, You're lookin like a king cake Let me put a baby in ya!

    ashalaura03/04/2014
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  • I'm hoping the Mardi Gras crowds will throw me beads so I won't bare my bewbs if they seem me in this get-up.

    I'm hoping the Mardi Gras crowds will throw me beads so I won't bare my bewbs if they seem me in this get-up.

    Kathy10125303/04/2014
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  • Diamonds? I don't need your stinkin' diamonds! My DOG is my BEST FRIEND!

    Diamonds? I don't need your stinkin' diamonds! My DOG is my BEST FRIEND!

    briana8309/30/2013
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  • I wish everyday was like Mardi Gras in New Orleans where girls would flash me for 2 cents worth of beads.

    I wish everyday was like Mardi Gras in New Orleans where girls would flash me for 2 cents worth of beads.

    stonecoldstv8608/27/2013
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  • I don't live in New Orleans, so here's to celebrating Fat Tuesday by eating whatever the fudge I want!

    I don't live in New Orleans, so here's to celebrating Fat Tuesday by eating whatever the fudge I want!

    Wayne146289202/12/2013
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  • The first ones to celebrate Mardi Gras were the Mexicans, so let's celebrate with margaritas, tacos and sombreros!

    The first ones to celebrate Mardi Gras were the Mexicans, so let's celebrate with margaritas, tacos and sombreros!

    Kate92102502/12/2013
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  • Cho Me Ur CHUCKLES!!! Happy Fat Tuesday!

    Cho Me Ur CHUCKLES!!! Happy Fat Tuesday!

    yadira060602/12/2013
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  • Fat Tuesday!! The one holiday I'm already dressed for.

    Fat Tuesday!! The one holiday I'm already dressed for.

    cmiller4au02/12/2013
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  • What if all of your Tuesdays are Fat Tuesdays?

    What if all of your Tuesdays are Fat Tuesdays?

    kerrymckinnon02/12/2013
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  • The only way there will be a baby in my stomach after Mardi Gras is if I accidentally swallow one from a king cake.

    The only way there will be a baby in my stomach after Mardi Gras is if I accidentally swallow one from a king cake.

    kerrymckinnon02/12/2013
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  • I used to wear beads for Mardi Gras. Now I wear Spanx.

    I used to wear beads for Mardi Gras. Now I wear Spanx.

    Katie12345954002/12/2013
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  • I'm sorry that every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday for you.

    I'm sorry that every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday for you.

    Aaron173681402/12/2013
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  • Mardi Gras. For people who can't wait for Halloween to look ridiculous.

    Mardi Gras. For people who can't wait for Halloween to look ridiculous.

    Lyonel308891002/12/2013
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  • I hope you are bringing home beads and booze so we can have our own Mardi Gras fun...

    I hope you are bringing home beads and booze so we can have our own Mardi Gras fun...

    shannon111702/12/2013
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  • Today, we celebrate Fat Tuesday. My body on the other hand, celebrates it every Tues, Wed, Thur, Fri, Sat, Sun, and Monday.

    Today, we celebrate Fat Tuesday. My body on the other hand, celebrates it every Tues, Wed, Thur, Fri, Sat, Sun, and Monday.

    hanibal7902/12/2013
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  • A gift for you, happy Mardi Gras.

    A gift for you, happy Mardi Gras.

    geoffo12308/09/2013
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  • Vodka goes well with just about everything, except decisions.

    Vodka goes well with just about everything, except decisions.

    Gomsie07/02/2013
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  • Let me break this vigorous ballard down for thee.

    Let me break this vigorous ballard down for thee.

    Ron314167703/16/2013
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  • My name is Brian and I am gone with the wind fabulous!

    My name is Brian and I am gone with the wind fabulous!

    Andrea125037903/09/2013
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  • I love my annual mammogram. If you're drinking, it's like Mardi Gras without the beads!

    I love my annual mammogram. If you're drinking, it's like Mardi Gras without the beads!

    Alisa260066902/28/2013
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