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Farewell
You should have shown me your tits.
FEBRUARY 2ND, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Cry for Help
All I ask is that you don't exist so I don't have to go to hell.
JANUARY 25TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Movies
George Lucas should have stopped after Episode I.
JANUARY 25TH, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
Instead of pretending to do those things that I'm certain you make up to get out of going out with me, let's go out sometime.
JANUARY 25TH, 2012
4.00 (2 votes)
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Family
Mom, can you tell me the story of why you had such a great life before children again.
JANUARY 25TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Wedding
I want to celebrate how one day, you never unconditionally have sex with me anymore.
JANUARY 25TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
No, I meant what you didn't think you thought I meant.
JANUARY 25TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
