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Flirting
I totally recieve.
MARCH 30TH, 2009
4.67 (3 votes)
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Movies
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
MARCH 27TH, 2009
3.40 (5 votes)
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Flirting
Let's hope these candles aren't the only thing you'll be blowing tonight.
MARCH 27TH, 2009
3.60 (5 votes)
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Admin pros day
I'll gladly do the expense report for the gifts you bought me for Admin's day.
OCTOBER 8TH, 2008
4.29 (21 votes)
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Wedding
I can't believe you wore white.
OCTOBER 8TH, 2008
0.00 (0 votes)
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Sports
Nothing in life will ever be as important as this high school basketball game.
OCTOBER 8TH, 2008
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
I'll show you my Basilisk if you show me your Crookshanks.
OCTOBER 8TH, 2008
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
I'd be far more attracted to you if you were into Harry Potter.
OCTOBER 8TH, 2008
4.00 (3 votes)
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Family
Thanks for letting me silently resent you for being bettert han me.
OCTOBER 7TH, 2008
0.00 (0 votes)
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Workplace
I am absolutely certain that I have no idea.
OCTOBER 3RD, 2008
4.00 (1 votes)
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Friendship
I would gladly pick you free of body lice.
OCTOBER 2ND, 2008
3.33 (3 votes)
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Friendship
I'd love to stay and discuss your feelings over your pending divorce, but the little lady's making meatloaf tonight.
OCTOBER 2ND, 2008
4.00 (1 votes)
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Congratulations
Your constant use of the word "chillax" makes me want to set my lovely hair on fire.
OCTOBER 2ND, 2008
0.00 (0 votes)
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Workplace
I hope you enjoy my feeble attempt at making you feel inferior by "one-upping" your story.
OCTOBER 2ND, 2008
3.50 (2 votes)