I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Let's hope these candles aren't the only thing you'll be blowing tonight.
I'll gladly do the expense report for the gifts you bought me for Admin's day.
I can't believe you wore white.
Nothing in life will ever be as important as this high school basketball game.
I'll show you my Basilisk if you show me your Crookshanks.
I'd be far more attracted to you if you were into Harry Potter.
Thanks for letting me silently resent you for being bettert han me.
I am absolutely certain that I have no idea.
I would gladly pick you free of body lice.
Your constant use of the word "chillax" makes me want to set my lovely hair on fire.
I hope you enjoy my feeble attempt at making you feel inferior by "one-upping" your story.
