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  • I am pretty sure Memorial Day is not the time we remember all the Ewoks who fell during the Battle of Endor.

    I am pretty sure Memorial Day is not the time we remember all the Ewoks who fell during the Battle of Endor.

    acm763 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'd love to spend Memorial Day providing you with a military service that will make you see stars.

    I'd love to spend Memorial Day providing you with a military service that will make you see stars.

    lovestolaugh6 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I can't wait to spend Memorial Weekend with you getting high-school-drunk off of free drinks from creepy old rich men.

    I can't wait to spend Memorial Weekend with you getting high-school-drunk off of free drinks from creepy old rich men.

    danibrennan4yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope I am remembered on Memorial Day for all of the heroic deaths I have suffered defending our country on Call of Duty.

    I hope I am remembered on Memorial Day for all of the heroic deaths I have suffered defending our country on Call of Duty.

    kingkennybyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This Memorial Day, let's remember all the friends we got rid of on Facebook.

    This Memorial Day, let's remember all the friends we got rid of on Facebook.

    bornmiserableyesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • ...And we created you at the Memorial Day Double Header.

    ...And we created you at the Memorial Day Double Header.

    Matty1595881yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Due to the office being closed for Memorial Day, my Monday morning hangover will have to be rescheduled for Tuesday morning.

    Due to the office being closed for Memorial Day, my Monday morning hangover will have to be rescheduled for Tuesday morning.

    kingkennybyesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Hurry up and get your uber expensive mememorial day Vegas bottle service. Its only twice your mortgage for 4 hours. Great deal.

    Hurry up and get your uber expensive mememorial day Vegas bottle service. Its only twice your mortgage for 4 hours. Great deal.

    Greg1594046yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's celebrate Memorial Day by getting so obliterated that we attempt to sing the National Anthem with extreme patriotism and without spilling our beers!

    Let's celebrate Memorial Day by getting so obliterated that we attempt to sing the National Anthem with extreme patriotism and without spilling our beers!

    JuJuJanJanyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I can't wait to hear all about how much fun you're going to have while I am working on Memorial Day.

    I can't wait to hear all about how much fun you're going to have while I am working on Memorial Day.

    Beth1594014yesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • A Memorial Day cookout is the perfect time for your breasts to make their IPO for the summer.

    A Memorial Day cookout is the perfect time for your breasts to make their IPO for the summer.

    acm76yesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Memorial Day weekend is so freakin' relaxing.

    Memorial Day weekend is so freakin' relaxing.

    latenightcoffeeyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This Memorial Day Weekend, let's hope to end up somewhere between shitfaced and zombie status.

    This Memorial Day Weekend, let's hope to end up somewhere between shitfaced and zombie status.

    Mia3653yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Don't forget the reason you're sitting on your ass this Memorial Day is because real men laid down their lives so limp dick pussies like you wouldn't have to.

    Don't forget the reason you're sitting on your ass this Memorial Day is because real men laid down their lives so limp dick pussies like you wouldn't have to.

    Notorious SK05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Its imperative that we start discussing what to drink this weekend. For heaven's sake, its Tuesday already!

    Its imperative that we start discussing what to drink this weekend. For heaven's sake, its Tuesday already!

    ctorchia05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd like the thank all the Women in the Military for serving our country because all I know is make-up and hair.

    I'd like the thank all the Women in the Military for serving our country because all I know is make-up and hair.

    cmaj05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • That awkward moment when you realize that you're stuck on an Island with Baumann and he has an unlimited amount of liqour at his disposal....

    That awkward moment when you realize that you're stuck on an Island with Baumann and he has an unlimited amount of liqour at his disposal....

    keithbaumann05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm going to celebrate this Memorial Day Weekend by drinking so much I will probably crap my own pants.

    I'm going to celebrate this Memorial Day Weekend by drinking so much I will probably crap my own pants.

    Bryan158557005/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This Memorial Weekend, can I just leave the volume on while playing Call of Duty and not have to mute it everytime Dad walks in the room?

    This Memorial Weekend, can I just leave the volume on while playing Call of Duty and not have to mute it everytime Dad walks in the room?

    cmaj05/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • NO SIR THERE IS NO 'QUICK' CURE FOR BUMASS-NESS. MY SUGGESTION SIMPLY IS TO ...'SHUT UP & HUSSLE!!!' THANX.

    NO SIR THERE IS NO "QUICK" CURE FOR BUMASS-NESS. MY SUGGESTION SIMPLY IS TO ..."SHUT UP & HUSSLE!!!" THANX.

    Turf158514305/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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