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Flirting
Let's be mortal enemies with benefits.
DECEMBER 28TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Birthday
May you never feel as old as you look.
DECEMBER 28TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Birthday
May you live to be so old that no one in their right mind would remotely consider riding in a car that you're driving.
NOVEMBER 14TH, 2011
4.00 (2 votes)
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Wedding
May you enjoy no less than 72 days of marital bliss.
NOVEMBER 14TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Birthday
May you live so long that people faint when they find out how old you are.
NOVEMBER 14TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Birthday
May your life span be abnormally long.
NOVEMBER 6TH, 2011
5.00 (2 votes)
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Breakup
I decided to break up with you by ecard because breaking up with you via text message seemed so impersonal.
OCTOBER 14TH, 2011
5.00 (5 votes)
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Birthday
May you live to be so old that people start hiding your car keys to prevent you from driving.
SEPTEMBER 27TH, 2011
4.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
Love means always having to say you're sorry.
SEPTEMBER 27TH, 2011
2.00 (2 votes)
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Birthday
We both know you're over the hill so let's just put a happy face on this whole birthday thing and call it a day.
SEPTEMBER 21ST, 2011
2.00 (1 votes)
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Thinking of You
Don't jump to the conclusion that I'm obsessed with you just because I've called you 65,000 times.
SEPTEMBER 21ST, 2011
4.67 (3 votes)
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Birthday
May you live for thousands of years just like Nicholas Cage has.
SEPTEMBER 21ST, 2011
2.67 (3 votes)
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Flirting
If being in a platonic relationship with you is wrong,then I want to be right.
SEPTEMBER 12TH, 2011
5.00 (2 votes)
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Cry for Help
You win some,you lose some--but mostly you lose some.
SEPTEMBER 12TH, 2011
2.33 (3 votes)
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Thinking of You
If I didn't truly care about you,I wouldn't have called you 65,000 times.
SEPTEMBER 12TH, 2011
5.00 (2 votes)
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Apology
Sorry I called you 65,000 times.
SEPTEMBER 12TH, 2011
2.50 (4 votes)
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Thinking of You
If you ever break up with me,I'll call you 65,000 times.
SEPTEMBER 10TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Thinking of You
I love you unconditionally most of the time.
SEPTEMBER 10TH, 2011
5.00 (2 votes)
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Flirting
I love your body unconditionally.
SEPTEMBER 7TH, 2011
5.00 (2 votes)
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Thinking of You
If loving you is wrong,I don't want to be wrong.
SEPTEMBER 7TH, 2011
5.00 (4 votes)
