I am excited to see the incompletion competition between the Jets quarterbacks.
Next week on The Walking Dead, more boring shit.
I guess the Mayans were Patriots fans.
I guess the Mayans were Patriots fans.
I would rather talk about the religious beliefs of politicians than discuss corn syrup with you.
Thank you BP for leaving your mark on even the commercials for the gulf.
My favorite ride at Disney was the emotional rollercoaster.
If you'd look behind you, you'll find the pounds you lost.
Congratulations on stressing out about the mid-term you aced!
I would be more inclined to enjoy work if my office had a stocked bar and a couch.
I could understand the outrageous rental car prices if there was a drug shipment in every trunk.
Try not to unintentionally aim the car at a tree during after your long trip with the kids.
I try to live by Miss Manners' number one rule to always sit on my balls when at the dinner table.
