Happy May Day! Or, as it's better known: May 1st.
This is the one day a year to consider buying stock in Funyuns.
I fully intend on celebrating 4/20, even though my current country thinks it's 20/4.
Hey ma, I'm high as a mother fucker and this hotdog tastes good!
Oh Look, Another Friday the 13th ! How Novel.
It's the SS open up we heard what you are hiding in your attic.
Silly gurl, when I said we should meet up sometime, I didn't mean now... or ever...
Something tells me that Steak & BJ Day is not on the LAUSD Calendar this year.
I am so deeply saddened that we cannot celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day together.
It's International Women's Day! let cunts be cunts and lets rule the world!!!
When God created heaven and earth, she sure as hell didn't ask for International Women's Day.
Yeah yeah; happy International Womens whatever. Now where's my sandwich?
International Women's Day; the one time a year men get to practice their sandwich making skills.
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