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  • Listen, I know you weren't 'there when it happened' but maybe you can muster up a little sympathy.

    Listen, I know you weren't "there when it happened" but maybe you can muster up a little sympathy.

    Melody113600209/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I can't wait to NOT spend ANY of the holidays with your deranged family this year.

    I can't wait to NOT spend ANY of the holidays with your deranged family this year.

    Christy149007609/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I feel the Presidential Election should be like a multiple choice test... C) None of the above.

    I feel the Presidential Election should be like a multiple choice test... C) None of the above.

    Gary230603808/23/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Mom said we can't give you any perfume because you'd probably drink it.

    Mom said we can't give you any perfume because you'd probably drink it.

    hesby08/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy National Left-Handers Day. Here's to showing those scissors in elementary school who's boss.

    Happy National Left-Handers Day. Here's to showing those scissors in elementary school who's boss.

    agirlnamedelise08/13/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • What's that Lassie? Ryan Seacrest is trapped? In the locker room? In England? Here's a Question for you.. What was he doing at the Effing Olympics?

    What's that Lassie? Ryan Seacrest is trapped? In the locker room? In England? Here's a Question for you.. What was he doing at the Effing Olympics?

    JennaMay218863708/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I prefer to celebrate our pioneers by getting food poisoning and Cholera.

    I prefer to celebrate our pioneers by getting food poisoning and Cholera.

    Melroxx08/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The U.S. Constitution is completely optional, including the 2nd Amendment, said no Founding Father, ever.

    The U.S. Constitution is completely optional, including the 2nd Amendment, said no Founding Father, ever.

    tanyaking200907/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'll show you my Urim and Thummim if you'll show me yours.

    I'll show you my Urim and Thummim if you'll show me yours.

    Heather87929707/23/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • May your Pioneer Day celebrations not include a religious slaughter the likes of the Mountian Meadows Massacre!

    May your Pioneer Day celebrations not include a religious slaughter the likes of the Mountian Meadows Massacre!

    parentalguidance07/23/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Any Friday with a number next to it is still payday so lets crack a bottle.

    Any Friday with a number next to it is still payday so lets crack a bottle.

    Itsallgud107/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's Hump Day. How about you come over and help me celebrate.

    It's Hump Day. How about you come over and help me celebrate.

    slynette05007/11/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Hemmerhoids. Jesus never had them. Now go kill your unborn child, you heathenous Jew.

    Hemmerhoids. Jesus never had them. Now go kill your unborn child, you heathenous Jew.

    Casey168396007/10/2012
    2.33 (3 votes)
  • It is an ancient family tradition passed down from generation to generation and reminds us of our manly duties and our right to play with ourselves.

    It is an ancient family tradition passed down from generation to generation and reminds us of our manly duties and our right to play with ourselves.

    badbadpoet.com07/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm not a lesbian but my softball is.

    I'm not a lesbian but my softball is.

    Pam191566206/30/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I propose that all national holidays must coincide with a weekend and if they fall midweek they are considered a weeklong celebration.

    I propose that all national holidays must coincide with a weekend and if they fall midweek they are considered a weeklong celebration.

    eem147406/30/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's officially FRIDAY!!! Let the celebrating commence!

    It's officially FRIDAY!!! Let the celebrating commence!

    Amy188824506/28/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry Little Billy, I cant make everyday be Wheatland. I know Billy, the best time of the year is Wheatland not Christmas.

    Sorry Little Billy, I cant make everyday be Wheatland. I know Billy, the best time of the year is Wheatland not Christmas.

    Chelsey187320506/26/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks for coming to Pride. Still doesn't make me your Sassy Gay Friend at work.

    Thanks for coming to Pride. Still doesn't make me your Sassy Gay Friend at work.

    mpagano197506/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • So your the author of how to be a dickhead....

    So your the author of how to be a dickhead....

    Dominiku183126006/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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