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  • Confession

    I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too.

    I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too.

    sdman01/27/2012
    170 sends
    4.76 (21 votes)

  • Thinking of You

    Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now.

    Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now.

    erinwilliams12307/18/2011
    107 sends
    4.65 (48 votes)

  • Confession

    I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka.

    I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka.

    Heatherrry01/31/2012
    72 sends
    5.00 (4 votes)

  • Birthday

    May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

    May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

    mjonharr 02/23/2011
    70 sends
    4.29 (63 votes)

  • Birthday

    If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.

    If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.

    pbalmuth09/16/2009
    67 sends
    4.47 (166 votes)

  • Thinking of You

    I just want you to know that Amish you.

    I just want you to know that Amish you.

    nicoli8002/28/2010
    64 sends
    3.47 (124 votes)

  • Cry for Help

    I hope I get a big enough tax return to support the drinking habit I've formed from filing taxes.

    I hope I get a big enough tax return to support the drinking habit I've formed from filing taxes.

    gidget gal01/30/2012
    58 sends
    5.00 (3 votes)

  • Workplace

    I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.

    I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.

    dillon2820x05/25/2010
    48 sends
    4.65 (167 votes)

  • Flirting

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

    joolsx11/09/2011
    45 sends
    4.66 (53 votes)

  • Flirting

    I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

    I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

    egdoletihw04/14/2011
    45 sends
    4.56 (100 votes)

  • Valentine's Day

    They won't be able to fit what I'm about to do to you on a conversation heart.

    They won't be able to fit what I'm about to do to you on a conversation heart.

    eburcham02/02/2010
    39 sends
    4.49 (80 votes)

  • Valentine's Day

    My Valentine runs on batteries.

    My Valentine runs on batteries.

    purpleheathen02/10/2011
    32 sends
    4.73 (26 votes)

  • Apology

    Sorry you confused 'playing hard to get' with my genuine disinterest.

    Sorry you confused "playing hard to get" with my genuine disinterest.

    writecopy02/25/2010
    31 sends
    5.00 (7 votes)

  • Workplace

    I'd ask you to go fuck yourself, but you'd probably just delegate that to me too.

    I'd ask you to go fuck yourself, but you'd probably just delegate that to me too.

    rockbiter12/03/2010
    29 sends
    4.79 (92 votes)

  • Workplace

    I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.

    I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.

    housman12/09/2008
    26 sends
    4.75 (163 votes)

  • Halloween

    Happy Halloween to some of my favorite lady-BOOs!

    Happy Halloween to some of my favorite lady-BOOs!

    camitch10/31/2011
    25 sends
    1.71 (7 votes)

  • Friendship

    We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

    We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

    Kelly10153707/06/2010
    24 sends
    4.50 (74 votes)

  • Birthday

    Happy Anniversary of Your 29th Birthday.

    Happy Anniversary of Your 29th Birthday.

    daynasuzanne07/01/2011
    19 sends
    3.80 (23 votes)

  • Flirting

    I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

    I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

    kathyates05/11/2011
    19 sends
    4.69 (59 votes)

  • Cinco de Mayo

    On Cinco de Mayo party like a pinata, get smashed and then blame the Mexicans.

    On Cinco de Mayo party like a pinata, get smashed and then blame the Mexicans.

    Stephanie9306905/09/2011
    18 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)

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