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Most Popular User Cards cards 1-20 of 1000s

• Flirting

  

  The only thing harder than your cock is getting through the week without it inside me.

  kimbloom 08/25/2010

  

  4.46 (24 votes)

• Workplace

  

  Your positive attitude is completely inappropriate for the workplace.

  alyssa.brasseur 08/30/2010

  

  4.67 (6 votes)

• TV

  

  I can't change the channel when those stupid Snuggie commercials come on because I'm under a blanket and don't want my arms to get cold.

  Un1cornLover 08/23/2010

  

  4.78 (32 votes)

• Workplace

  

  I'd be a workaholic if there were such a thing as workahol.

  yacketycat 08/23/2010

  

  4.65 (17 votes)

• Confession

  

  You should have been a blowjob.

  UnsolvedMrE 07/27/2010

  

  4.76 (34 votes)

• Encouragement

  

  Sometimes, I purposefully fuck up so I can wear this cap and fantasize about life as a unicorn.

  junk 08/31/2010

  

  4.12 (8 votes)

• Anniversary

  

  How are you celebrating the 71st anniversary of the German invasion of Poland to start World War II ?

  davidmarqu 23 hours ago

  

  5.00 (3 votes)

• Flirting

  

  You make my lady flaps tingle.

  undeadmolly 23 hours ago

  

  0.00 (0 votes)

• Courtesy Hello

  

  When you can't believe it's only Wednesday, just remember that I have a really hot ass. You're welcome.

  kantunole 05/27/2009

  

  5.00 (3 votes)

• Get Well

  

  I hope you are feeling better. While we are on the subject, may I have some of your Vicodin?

  rollella 08/05/2010

  

  4.86 (7 votes)

• Birthday

  

  Since I can't be there to celebrate your birthday with you in person, I plan to get drunk this weekend in your honor. I don't do this for just anyone, you know.

  Daniel131447 08/18/2010

  

  3.00 (3 votes)

• Birthday

  

  I've spent all day trying to figure out how we could make your birthday more about me.

  mjonharr 08/27/2010

  

  3.50 (2 votes)

• Flirting

  

  You're going to want a safe word.

  trais yesterday

  

  4.83 (6 votes)

• Flirting

  

  I like that I don't have to ruffie your drink to get you naked

  dbeanzer yesterday

  

  3.67 (3 votes)

• Encouragement

  

  Remember: I love you and support you no matter what happens. Unless you fuck up, so you should try to avoid doing that.

  undeadmolly 23 hours ago

  

  5.00 (1 votes)

• Friendship

  

  I love your ecard so much I wanna take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

  atomic--tampon 08/04/2010

  

  3.63 (19 votes)

• Get Well

  

  I consider people who get summer colds genetically inferior to me.

  mustard257 08/09/2010

  

  4.50 (6 votes)

• Cry for Help

  

  Take it from me,there aren't many problems that two or three dozen cocktails won't make you forget about.

  mjonharr 08/26/2010

  

  0.00 (0 votes)

• Somewhat Topical

  

  To be fair, the USA has been placing Ground Zeros near mosques since March 2003.

  ariddles 08/27/2010

  

  4.85 (27 votes)

• Workplace

  

  I wish I got paid to sit on my ass all day Facebook stalking, watching movies & complaining about how bored I am. Oh wait, I do. Nevermind...

  divineka 08/29/2010

  

  3.40 (5 votes)