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  • Valentine's Day

    Happy Valentines Day Cutie:) Just Kidding. Hoe. Gtfo.

    Happy Valentines Day Cutie:) Just Kidding. Hoe. Gtfo.

    Thisal108154802/13/2012
    6 sends
    3.67 (6 votes)

  • Valentine's Day

    Darling, for Valentines day, can we skip Valentines day?

    Darling, for Valentines day, can we skip Valentines day?

    joe lammerman02/13/2012
    6 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Valentine's Day

    Happy Valentine's Day to someone who's privacy settings are as loose as my morals.

    Happy Valentine's Day to someone who's privacy settings are as loose as my morals.

    highwiregirl02/13/2012
    6 sends
    4.00 (2 votes)

  • Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day. Nothing wrong with a little strange.

    Valentine's Day. Nothing wrong with a little strange.

    yodergabe02/13/2012
    6 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • Valentine's Day

    Happy Valentine's Day to the person I love most in the world! Sorry, it's not you.

    Happy Valentine's Day to the person I love most in the world! Sorry, it's not you.

    smellymellyflipflop02/13/2012
    6 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • Birthday

    Amazing to think that you were once a helpless little baby, but now you are a giant helpless man.

    Amazing to think that you were once a helpless little baby, but now you are a giant helpless man.

    Kostas111/19/2011
    6 sends
    4.83 (36 votes)

  • Apology

    I'm sorry that I keep apologizing for things.

    I'm sorry that I keep apologizing for things.

    dustinyo08/13/2010
    6 sends
    4.78 (23 votes)

  • Congratulations

    May I be the first to congratulate me for being the first to congratulate you on your recent accomplishment.

    May I be the first to congratulate me for being the first to congratulate you on your recent accomplishment.

    unmentionables04/12/2009
    6 sends
    4.21 (39 votes)

  • Flirting

    I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.

    I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.

    chrisgriswold02/12/2009
    6 sends
    3.58 (77 votes)

  • Friendship

    I am just going to keep calling and texting you until you understand how normal I am.

    I am just going to keep calling and texting you until you understand how normal I am.

    maren02/09/2009
    6 sends
    4.55 (200 votes)

  • Workplace

    Here is a list of everything I have accomplished since learning that we are not getting bonuses this quarter.

    Here is a list of everything I have accomplished since learning that we are not getting bonuses this quarter.

    Nicole12896014 hours ago
    5 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • Somewhat Topical

    Sorry to hear that your Facebook stock is now as worthless as your Facebook posts.

    Sorry to hear that your Facebook stock is now as worthless as your Facebook posts.

    Bottomofthebarrelyesterday
    5 sends
    4.67 (6 votes)

  • Breakup

    I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

    I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

    cadorfi03/03/2012
    5 sends
    4.78 (37 votes)

  • TV

    Why can't every day be Galentine's Day?

    Why can't every day be Galentine's Day?

    ahjohnson02/12/2012
    5 sends
    1.75 (4 votes)

  • Valentine's Day

    Happy Valentine's Day..... Wanna Fuck?

    Happy Valentine's Day..... Wanna Fuck?

    Kristen5446401/28/2012
    5 sends
    3.00 (4 votes)

  • Somewhat Topical

    They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

    They say, "You are what you eat!" That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

    Elizabeth7447901/24/2012
    5 sends
    4.81 (16 votes)

  • Valentine's Day

    Darling, Happy Valentines Day. You still give me butterflies and blue balls.

    Darling, Happy Valentines Day. You still give me butterflies and blue balls.

    Sodie45401/21/2012
    5 sends
    3.50 (2 votes)

  • Flirting

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

    joolsx11/09/2011
    5 sends
    4.60 (98 votes)

  • Birthday

    Happy Birthday from your only friend other than alcohol.

    Happy Birthday from your only friend other than alcohol.

    laura_mae0310/13/2011
    5 sends
    4.44 (16 votes)

  • Cry for Help

    With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of 6lbs 7ozs.

    With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of 6lbs 7ozs.

    Dawnamatrix07/13/2011
    5 sends
    4.71 (28 votes)

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