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  • Birthday

    Here's to reminding you that every birthday was a good birthday before our children were born.

    Here's to reminding you that every birthday was a good birthday before our children were born.

    aesthetics04/11/2014
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  • Wedding

    If this lawyer thing doesn't work out, we could always open a bait shop/stripper boutique/pawnshop/thrift store. We have all of the necessary skills...

    If this lawyer thing doesn't work out, we could always open a bait shop/stripper boutique/pawnshop/thrift store. We have all of the necessary skills...

    polyesterpassion04/10/2014
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  • Flirting

    If you're going to whisper in my ear at least you can pinch my ass.

    If you're going to whisper in my ear at least you can pinch my ass.

    Jeffrey351271704/10/2014
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  • Workplace

    Today's To-do List Tell your boss to fuck off. Tell your bosses boss to fuck off too.

    Today's To-do List Tell your boss to fuck off. Tell your bosses boss to fuck off too.

    Lee Lee349155804/10/2014
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  • Family

    It's National Siblings Day. Bask in all my glory, Siblings! Ride my coattails of awesomeness! Bow down to what is your greatest blessing...ME!

    It's National Siblings Day. Bask in all my glory, Siblings! Ride my coattails of awesomeness! Bow down to what is your greatest blessing...ME!

    Pirate Pride 504/10/2014
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  • Pregnancy

    I simply can not have kids. My cat is allergic.

    I simply can not have kids. My cat is allergic.

    Kayla356217504/10/2014
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  • Thinking of You

    I wanted to wish you a HAPPY NATIONAL SIBLINGS DAY. I didn't tag you to protect the innocent... Mainly me. I still deny responsibility for you.

    I wanted to wish you a HAPPY NATIONAL SIBLINGS DAY. I didn't tag you to protect the innocent... Mainly me. I still deny responsibility for you.

    LaneePooh04/10/2014
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  • Family

    Need a ride? Call 1-800-BITE-ME. I'm not your fucking taxi service!

    Need a ride? Call 1-800-BITE-ME. I'm not your fucking taxi service!

    kpimental04/10/2014
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  • Family

    Let's celebrate! It's National Sibling Day!!! You all are SO LUCKY to have me as a little sister!

    Let's celebrate! It's National Sibling Day!!! You all are SO LUCKY to have me as a little sister!

    j11roberson04/10/2014
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  • Missing You

    You're like herpes--even when you're gone I always know there's a chance you may come back!

    You're like herpes--even when you're gone I always know there's a chance you may come back!

    dewit804/10/2014
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  • Workplace

    Hang in there! Friday's on its way!

    Hang in there! Friday's on its way!

    CorkandBottle04/10/2014
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  • Family

    National Sibling Day- That day when you let your siblings know you love them and you remember what trolls they can be.

    National Sibling Day- That day when you let your siblings know you love them and you remember what trolls they can be.

    Fira328808704/10/2014
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  • Apology

    I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the wine I'm guzzling in order to tolerate you.

    I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the wine I'm guzzling in order to tolerate you.

    Kristin175800904/10/2014
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  • Workplace

    When asked why I'm 20 minutes late, I say that it takes me 20 minutes to decide, in the morning, if I'm going to kill myself or go to work and today I've decided to show.

    When asked why I'm 20 minutes late, I say that it takes me 20 minutes to decide, in the morning, if I'm going to kill myself or go to work and today I've decided to show.

    Dan356183704/10/2014
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  • Thinking of You

    I keep track of each sexual encounter with pennies. You my dear have quite the stack.

    I keep track of each sexual encounter with pennies. You my dear have quite the stack.

    laurenjane00704/10/2014
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  • Thinking of You

    I understand it's hard to fascinate you cause you're so fucking fascinating.

    I understand it's hard to fascinate you cause you're so fucking fascinating.

    Alexis356173604/10/2014
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  • Birthday

    May you do something non-work related today.

    May you do something non-work related today.

    johnheppeler04/10/2014
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  • Workplace

    I'll file that right away for you. Under 'I don't give a crap.'

    I'll file that right away for you. Under "I don't give a crap."

    helenbm04/10/2014
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  • Thinking of You

    I licked it, so it's mine.

    I licked it, so it's mine.

    ungodly04/10/2014
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  • Flirting

    I would follow you anywhere. Even Wyoming.

    I would follow you anywhere. Even Wyoming.

    Debbie553404/09/2014
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