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I don't know how you do what you do without ever having developed a hard drug abuse problem. Happy Mothers Day Mom.
ryfuhr05/19/2012
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Oh my God, Mom. Relax. They all wore condoms.
queen of diamonds05/16/2012
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May this Mother's day be a happy reminder of why you never wanted children.
tdizzle11905/16/2012
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Happy Mother's Day. Thanks for not driving us into a lake strapped into the car.
mdawgc6205/16/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

"Shall we dance?" "Is your mother coming over?" "No." "Then we shall."
musarathyasmeen05/15/2012
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Thank you Mom, for not breast feeding me past an inappropriate and awkward age.
Sue105105/15/2012
4.67 (3 votes)

Sorry that huge assholes like us keep asking you how your Mother's Day was.
gaden657205/14/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

On this Mother's Day I'm giving you a day off from sex since you're the one usually doing all the work.
dewit805/14/2012
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I celebrated Mother's Day by eating until I looked pregnant.
MrHerget05/14/2012
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Happy "I was sexually responsible, have multiple degrees, and a disposable income" Day!
ccaswell23305/14/2012
1.00 (1 votes)

Thanks for puttin the "Mmmmm" in MILF. Happy Mother's Day!
JLSizzle05/14/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

THANKS FOR ALWAYS KEEPPING ME ON MY TOES.. HAPPY CRAZY MOTHERS DAY...
Jessica155243705/13/2012
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Today I get to thank you for letting my dead beat dad get it in. Happy Mother's Day!
Moran262205/13/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Thanks for having me at such a young age, so we could go clubbing together when I turned 15.
Moran262205/13/2012
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My Mothers Day would be so much more pleasant if it wasn't for these darn kids.
Wendy155168605/13/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Sometimes Mom's just want someone to watch old Robert Plant videos with them.
sonicdork05/13/2012
3.00 (2 votes)

You are a living testament to the fact that every holiday is a reason to drink. Happy Mother's Day.
Aaron155153705/13/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

Thanks for not sending me to a foster home after Dad left us destitute and brokenhearted. I love you for that. Happy Mother's Day!
Sarah20494505/13/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

I wish my cat knew it was Mother's Day...
mckayoa05/13/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

All I want for Mother's Day is for you to not try to have sex with me tonight.
nads05/13/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

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