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  • 'Dads on Mothers Day'. Hey baby...... Happy Mothers Day! We're kinda hungry over here.... What are you cooking for dinner?

    "Dads on Mothers Day". Hey baby...... Happy Mothers Day! We're kinda hungry over here.... What are you cooking for dinner?

    Natasha347278211/27/2013
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  • All she left you were the coat hangers.

    All she left you were the coat hangers.

    Arthur14011/13/2013
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  • Mom, thanks for not caring if I marry a man or a woman, as long as I give you grand kids before you're dead.

    Mom, thanks for not caring if I marry a man or a woman, as long as I give you grand kids before you're dead.

    shydans11/10/2013
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  • Thanks for being a wonderful mother and always supporting me in every decision you've ever made for me.

    Thanks for being a wonderful mother and always supporting me in every decision you've ever made for me.

    shydans11/10/2013
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  • You're no June Cleaver, but you're also not as batshit crazy as Joan Crawford. And for that, I'm thankful. Love you, mom!

    You're no June Cleaver, but you're also not as batshit crazy as Joan Crawford. And for that, I'm thankful. Love you, mom!

    shydans11/10/2013
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  • Mom - just know that I love you so much, I would have made you breakfast in bed... if you had ever taught me how to cook.

    Mom - just know that I love you so much, I would have made you breakfast in bed... if you had ever taught me how to cook.

    shydans11/10/2013
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  • My mother-in-law says I'm no prize. I'm actually a consolation prize. I'm what you get when you can't make the first marriage work.

    My mother-in-law says I'm no prize. I'm actually a consolation prize. I'm what you get when you can't make the first marriage work.

    Harold346034611/07/2013
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  • Honestly I'm not trying to be a bitch. I just want to make my mother proud of me.

    Honestly I'm not trying to be a bitch. I just want to make my mother proud of me.

    Harold346034611/06/2013
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  • Your child, your problem! DB.

    Your child, your problem! DB.

    Diane796610/24/2013
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  • Go ahead and act like Mom of the Year, but don't forget some of us know you in real life.

    Go ahead and act like Mom of the Year, but don't forget some of us know you in real life.

    tveith10/17/2013
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  • My mom must really hate me. I only have six game systems, one 50 inch t.v., one I-phone, one I-pad and two closets full of clothes.

    My mom must really hate me. I only have six game systems, one 50 inch t.v., one I-phone, one I-pad and two closets full of clothes.

    Stephanie313147410/10/2013
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  • My mom thinks she knows more than me. Like being older, having a job and paying all the bills gives you more experience at life than playing video games.

    My mom thinks she knows more than me. Like being older, having a job and paying all the bills gives you more experience at life than playing video games.

    Stephanie313147410/10/2013
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  • I'll love you forever and when forever ends, I will love you forever more.

    I'll love you forever and when forever ends, I will love you forever more.

    catadams09/26/2013
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  • Motherhood: When you find yourself in the bathroom holding a lightsaber and have no idea what you were about to do.

    Motherhood: When you find yourself in the bathroom holding a lightsaber and have no idea what you were about to do.

    KateCovenyHood09/21/2013
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  • Motherhood: When you find yourself in the bathroom holding a Barbie doll and have no idea what you were about to do.

    Motherhood: When you find yourself in the bathroom holding a Barbie doll and have no idea what you were about to do.

    KateCovenyHood09/20/2013
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  • You are JUST a mom.

    You are JUST a mom.

    Diane796609/19/2013
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  • I might be old, but my uterus hasn't dried up yet.

    I might be old, but my uterus hasn't dried up yet.

    Monica320306509/09/2013
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  • Of course I drive my children crazy. But when I die, they'll know I loved them.

    Of course I drive my children crazy. But when I die, they'll know I loved them.

    Stacey116409508/19/2013
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  • If you are going to be sneaky and lie about it Mommy needs you to be better at it or living in denial will become too stressful and then no one will be happy. Ever.

    If you are going to be sneaky and lie about it Mommy needs you to be better at it or living in denial will become too stressful and then no one will be happy. Ever.

    arosewillbloom08/06/2013
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  • I'd love to wish you a Happy Mother's Day but we both know I would have been better off being raised by a pack of wolves.

    I'd love to wish you a Happy Mother's Day but we both know I would have been better off being raised by a pack of wolves.

    Blanchedevereaux08/02/2013
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