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  • Happy Mother's Day, mom! Thanks for reminding me to comb my hair for the last 49 years.

    Happy Mother's Day, mom! Thanks for reminding me to comb my hair for the last 49 years.

    girlweena05/12/2013
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  • Happy Mother's Day, because without you, who would remind me to check my blood sugar?

    Happy Mother's Day, because without you, who would remind me to check my blood sugar?

    Shelby332300405/12/2013
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  • Happy Mothers Day to a woman that could have made both of our lives easier by aborting me.

    Happy Mothers Day to a woman that could have made both of our lives easier by aborting me.

    Kisa Bolinger05/12/2013
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  • Mother's Day... roughly 8 hours of commemorating a yearly 8,752 hours of worrying, cooking, cleaning and random acts of the laborious nature.

    Mother's Day... roughly 8 hours of commemorating a yearly 8,752 hours of worrying, cooking, cleaning and random acts of the laborious nature.

    garnetcopper05/12/2013
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Mother's Day from one of your favorite kids you didn't have to birth or raise.

    Happy Mother's Day from one of your favorite kids you didn't have to birth or raise.

    monicag62105/12/2013
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  • Just because its Mother's Day doesn't mean I get the day off. I still have to cook and clean and make sure the kids are alive at the end of the day.

    Just because its Mother's Day doesn't mean I get the day off. I still have to cook and clean and make sure the kids are alive at the end of the day.

    arvc8405/12/2013
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  • Could you possibly move my Mother's Day cake and gifts, to make room on the table for the Mother's Day dinner that I so happily prepared?

    Could you possibly move my Mother's Day cake and gifts, to make room on the table for the Mother's Day dinner that I so happily prepared?

    garnetcopper05/12/2013
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  • Happy Mother's Day to all The bad ass mom's out there! xoxo.

    Happy Mother's Day to all The bad ass mom's out there! xoxo.

    LaMonica309190505/12/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Mother's Day to all Moms, Grandmas, Step Moms, Foster Moms, those Moms in Heaven and to all my friends that are now Moms! Love Ya!

    Happy Mother's Day to all Moms, Grandmas, Step Moms, Foster Moms, those Moms in Heaven and to all my friends that are now Moms! Love Ya!

    karalee7705/12/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Thanks for being the kind of open-minded mother who approves of me regardless of my sexual orientation. ~Love Danny.

    Thanks for being the kind of open-minded mother who approves of me regardless of my sexual orientation. ~Love Danny.

    Trey332283505/12/2013
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  • Mother's Day... the one day of Amnesty for not being the cause of all our adult children's problems!

    Mother's Day... the one day of Amnesty for not being the cause of all our adult children's problems!

    Hermananumerodos05/12/2013
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  • Thank you for being a great wife to my dad and giving him 2 adorable children and giving him a new lease on life???? HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.

    Thank you for being a great wife to my dad and giving him 2 adorable children and giving him a new lease on life???? HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.

    Janise332280005/12/2013
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  • Happy Mother's Day to the bitch who lied about her birth control.

    Happy Mother's Day to the bitch who lied about her birth control.

    Joellica05/12/2013
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  • True love is letting your daughter move back home after she's graduated college. Speaking of that, what's for dinner?

    True love is letting your daughter move back home after she's graduated college. Speaking of that, what's for dinner?

    audie4vb05/12/2013
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  • Thank you, Medroxyprogesterone Acetate, for another childless Mother's Day.

    Thank you, Medroxyprogesterone Acetate, for another childless Mother's Day.

    amberpatrick05/12/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I take solace in the fact that I am the oldest living being that my Mother has taken care of without being taken to the pound.

    I take solace in the fact that I am the oldest living being that my Mother has taken care of without being taken to the pound.

    Christian332276605/12/2013
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  • Cheers to the one day a year you can openly celebrate your choice to have unprotected sex and not be judged. Happy Mother's Day!

    Cheers to the one day a year you can openly celebrate your choice to have unprotected sex and not be judged. Happy Mother's Day!

    Meagan332272805/12/2013
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  • Happy Mother's Day to someone who appreciates the awesomeness of being without child this Mother's Day.

    Happy Mother's Day to someone who appreciates the awesomeness of being without child this Mother's Day.

    Kendra1253705/12/2013
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  • Everyone's posting pictures of meals and cards and family activities, and I'm over here just hoping no one plugs the toilet.

    Everyone's posting pictures of meals and cards and family activities, and I'm over here just hoping no one plugs the toilet.

    Lorianne202895605/12/2013
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  • Happy Mother's Day, Mom. One day everything I put you thru will be worth it, because you get to laugh in my face when I'm wiping your wrinkly butt!

    Happy Mother's Day, Mom. One day everything I put you thru will be worth it, because you get to laugh in my face when I'm wiping your wrinkly butt!

    Ashley294086105/12/2013
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