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  • Hell hath no fury like a woman who realizes the Twilight series is over.

    Hell hath no fury like a woman who realizes the Twilight series is over.

    jjones779111/16/2012
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  • I am sincerely sorry for any interuption, but can you please shut the fuck up?

    I am sincerely sorry for any interuption, but can you please shut the fuck up?

    Robmack31109/08/2012
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  • Come, Sir Lancelot! With Camelot in ruins and good King Arthur dead, we're free to live miserably and regret this forever.

    Come, Sir Lancelot! With Camelot in ruins and good King Arthur dead, we're free to live miserably and regret this forever.

    Sandy239568709/08/2012
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  • Come along, Damien. We are going to learn all about the Baby Jesus.

    Come along, Damien. We are going to learn all about the Baby Jesus.

    MadCelt09/06/2012
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  • Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Short Attention Span Theatre.

    Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Short Attention Span Theatre.

    shipnerd09/05/2012
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  • You took 3 months of Post-Production for a 10 minute short? I shot 3 on my 30 minute lunch break.

    You took 3 months of Post-Production for a 10 minute short? I shot 3 on my 30 minute lunch break.

    Paul Vincent209/02/2012
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  • If you would bring a mediocre non-plot having movie so we could get directly to the happy ending that would be great!

    If you would bring a mediocre non-plot having movie so we could get directly to the happy ending that would be great!

    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii08/24/2012
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  • Here come the sandwiches.

    Here come the sandwiches.

    mrs.wahlberg08/18/2012
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  • I should write a Batman movie. Seems there's enough of them to go around.

    I should write a Batman movie. Seems there's enough of them to go around.

    mrs.wahlberg08/18/2012
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  • Hey did you catch the game lastnight, they really gave it to them. No I did not catch it, but I did see the weight watchers commercial did you see that?

    Hey did you catch the game lastnight, they really gave it to them. No I did not catch it, but I did see the weight watchers commercial did you see that?

    Rosie209108/17/2012
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  • Just wanted to know if you would like to see a bad film with me, then have even worse sex afterwords?

    Just wanted to know if you would like to see a bad film with me, then have even worse sex afterwords?

    Howard223802808/14/2012
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  • Hello day off!!!

    Hello day off!!!

    Sarah237055809/10/2012
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  • I just finished reading '50 shades of Grey' by Sherwin Williams. I don't see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.

    I just finished reading "50 shades of Grey" by Sherwin Williams. I don't see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.

    mmmnmm09/12/2012
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  • Islamic thugs have attacked and murdered us in Egypt, Libya, and Yemen? I'm sure it's nothing a nice apology from us wouldn't cure.

    Islamic thugs have attacked and murdered us in Egypt, Libya, and Yemen? I'm sure it's nothing a nice apology from us wouldn't cure.

    klkitchens09/13/2012
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  • You are aware that they make millions of copies of every Call of Duty game, right? The shelves will still be full tomorrow...NERD!!!

    You are aware that they make millions of copies of every Call of Duty game, right? The shelves will still be full tomorrow...NERD!!!

    Chris239886311/13/2012
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  • Since we are broke let's call it 'movie night' and make people think we would rather be spending quality time together than out with them.

    Since we are broke let's call it "movie night" and make people think we would rather be spending quality time together than out with them.

    Diana250765111/08/2012
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  • John Hancock? Its Herbie Hancock.

    John Hancock? Its Herbie Hancock.

    Jack271731211/03/2012
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  • Who knew the Sister Jude was such a drunk, murdering slut with a penchant for slapping asses.

    Who knew the Sister Jude was such a drunk, murdering slut with a penchant for slapping asses.

    coldinoleum10/25/2012
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  • Do you want to go see yet another Paranormal Activity movie with me?

    Do you want to go see yet another Paranormal Activity movie with me?

    Raven262973110/22/2012
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  • Daddy, what are those two girls doing with that cup?

    Daddy, what are those two girls doing with that cup?

    bcooper0210/21/2012
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