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Look, nigga, I'm gonna be here 10:00 on the dot! Not 10:03. Not 10:36. If you aint got my money or my bud, im killin u & HIM!
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Two dollars!! Or John Cusack is a dead man...
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How about some gold bracelets?
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"They literaly made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks...you what kind of foods are shaped like dicks?..The best kind."
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Today is the last episode of Glee, what on earth am I going to do without my friends from McKinley High?! Disaster!
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Let's poop back and forth forever. ))<>((.
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There are two kinds of people in this world. Greeks and everyone else who wishes they were Greek.
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Why will women in a scary movie go check out the ominous noise, but I cannot get my girlfriend to kill a spider?
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Bitch, you fine! I could almost definitely make a movie outta you.
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I don't think the man who played Thor is even an actor. Pretty sure he is actually a god. The god of sexy.
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Let the 70th annual Hunger Games begin! Spoiler alert Annie wins.
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Star Wars and Star Trek are two different fucking franchises.
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"You've got balls." "I know,I'm surprised I can walk."
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Fucking LOVED you in Three Men And A Baby.
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Is the world still pretending that Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive?
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I'm flattered, but all I wanted was my crystal slipper back. I'm pretty sure if I sell it I can buy my own castle.
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"Hello, Mr. Byrne. Your giant suit is safe and sound. In fact, I'm wearing it as we speak. It will be returned to you as soon as you start making sense."
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I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face...
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Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know so it's 'Surprise, we're going to fight!' We beat the shit out of her.
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What does Marcellus Wallace look like?! Say what again.....I dare ya....I double dare ya motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time!
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