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  • If only I had remembered to take my toy birth control pill, I wouldn't have this toy baby.

    If only I had remembered to take my toy birth control pill, I wouldn't have this toy baby.

    kelvono06/19/2012
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  • So then they handcuffed me and said, 'Anything you say can and will be held against you,' so I said, 'Tom Hiddleston'.

    So then they handcuffed me and said, "Anything you say can and will be held against you," so I said, "Tom Hiddleston".

    jesuisprest174306/19/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm going to watch Magic Mike... With Vodka...

    I'm going to watch Magic Mike... With Vodka...

    katna2706/19/2012
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    3.40 (5 votes)
  • Emergency Kit: Vibrator, Change of underwear, Batteries, Grandma's inhaler...and arrange to have the paramedics on site for my viewing of Magic Mike.

    Emergency Kit: Vibrator, Change of underwear, Batteries, Grandma's inhaler...and arrange to have the paramedics on site for my viewing of Magic Mike.

    candy__coated06/19/2012
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    3.86 (7 votes)
  • Star light, star bright, the first star I see tonight; I wish I may. I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. -I wish Channing Tatum would strip for me in real life.

    Star light, star bright, the first star I see tonight; I wish I may. I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. -I wish Channing Tatum would strip for me in real life.

    Maria173194706/19/2012
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  • The President should start a program to feed the world and the media should call it 'The Hunger Games.'

    The President should start a program to feed the world and the media should call it "The Hunger Games."

    John174374606/19/2012
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Stop the presses! Pixar is making a movie about a girl!

    Stop the presses! Pixar is making a movie about a girl!

    John174374606/19/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Friday the 13th the 13th: Jason gets back at the bullies who shaved his pubic hair in high school.

    Friday the 13th the 13th: Jason gets back at the bullies who shaved his pubic hair in high school.

    John174374606/19/2012
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • I LOVE Vanilla creamer in my coffee...... with a swirl of 'red' raspberry..... :).

    I LOVE Vanilla creamer in my coffee...... with a swirl of "red" raspberry..... :).

    twinkletwinklestarr06/19/2012
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Nothing makes you feel old until you realize you are the same age as Mrs. Robinson in Fifty Shades Darker........ :(.

    Nothing makes you feel old until you realize you are the same age as Mrs. Robinson in Fifty Shades Darker........ :(.

    twinkletwinklestarr06/19/2012
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • 'My mom loves your shit.'

    "My mom loves your shit."

    miapow706/19/2012
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  • And that's when I told her she should swap out her Chapstick for a glue stick and shut the fuck up!

    And that's when I told her she should swap out her Chapstick for a glue stick and shut the fuck up!

    Julie176268506/19/2012
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  • The movie has superheroes, dimension travel, and flying giant monsters... Yet you have a problem with the plot's plausibility? Get to bed.

    The movie has superheroes, dimension travel, and flying giant monsters... Yet you have a problem with the plot's plausibility? Get to bed.

    Barry182447206/20/2012
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  • As long as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren't in Fifty Shades of Grey, I don't care who the hell gets casted.

    As long as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren't in Fifty Shades of Grey, I don't care who the hell gets casted.

    Brooke182504706/20/2012
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    3.62 (8 votes)
  • No Wire Hangers!

    No Wire Hangers!

    Roxana182559606/20/2012
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Two reasons Magic Mike has been ruined for me. 1. Matthew McConaughey 2. Channing Tatum Yeah I said it.

    Two reasons Magic Mike has been ruined for me. 1. Matthew McConaughey 2. Channing Tatum Yeah I said it.

    Mistelle156332506/20/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.

    You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.

    Melissa177684906/20/2012
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    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Sooo.. They handcuffed me & said, 'Anything you say can and will be held against you' ! So, I said.. 'The male Stars of Magic Mike'.

    Sooo.. They handcuffed me & said, "Anything you say can and will be held against you" ! So, I said.. "The male Stars of Magic Mike".

    Crista159591306/20/2012
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • If I practice this strut long enough, maybe one day I'll make it on magic mike's stage. Oh yeah !

    If I practice this strut long enough, maybe one day I'll make it on magic mike's stage. Oh yeah !

    j pop america fun time now06/20/2012
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Please Magic Mike, make my girlfriend horny so I can possibly get laid when she gets home. Amen.

    Please Magic Mike, make my girlfriend horny so I can possibly get laid when she gets home. Amen.

    Hawk806/21/2012
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    5.00 (4 votes)

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