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Family
Someday I'll look back at these family photos and wonder if I was in a 80s low-budget videoclip.
NOVEMBER 21ST, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Birthday
Gonna bake her a cake especially to celebrate the day she starts another useless diet and, of course, her birthday.
NOVEMBER 21ST, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Reminders
It's hard to live in a world where stupid people get rich.
NOVEMBER 18TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Workplace
I wish women were like Twitter: 140 characters would be more than enough for most of them to bitch about.
NOVEMBER 17TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Music
I'm too lazy to prepare a setlist today, so I'm putting on air a random playlist from some teenager with a Last.fm account and with no social life.
NOVEMBER 16TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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TV
I wish someday I was famous enough to not have to wear undies anymore.
NOVEMBER 16TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Baby
Gotta raise this little fella well enough so he feels obliged to put up with all the shit I'm gonna do when I get old.
NOVEMBER 16TH, 2011
3.00 (1 votes)
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Sports
I'd like to dedicate my victory today to the cat whose guts my racket was made of.
NOVEMBER 16TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
Kids, this is what you all gonna look like in puberty if you do not eat these delicious vegetables I made for lunch.
NOVEMBER 16TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
When Nietzche said that 'life without music is a mistake', he probably was sober.
NOVEMBER 16TH, 2011
3.00 (2 votes)
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Birthday
If I may give you a suggestion, wish that your age were marked like in trees instead in your ugly ass face.
NOVEMBER 15TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
Can you ever find yourself when you take photos with more than seven people you don't necessarily care about in them?
NOVEMBER 12TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
When we get bored, we can always get this card and write lesbo innuendo and send to Westboro Baptist Church's believer.
NOVEMBER 12TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Sports
No matter you say, Curling is still the lamest sport ever created by mankind.
NOVEMBER 12TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Halloween Party
No, I'm not gonna shoot you fapping with a pumpkin just so you get on Youtube's homepage.
NOVEMBER 12TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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College
Let's put together a bunch of words we're never gonna use and brag about it with obscure idioms and ridiculously big dictionaries.
NOVEMBER 12TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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College
Books are the best way to find out how much space you're able to waste without an e-reader or Internet access.
NOVEMBER 12TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Music
Pop music is the easiestway to make popularunpopular, weird, ugly peoplewith daddy issues.
NOVEMBER 12TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Baby
Boobs 3.0: Trial version.
NOVEMBER 11TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
I heard once of an outsourced way of getting to a woman's heart without money. They call it 'Love'.
NOVEMBER 11TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
