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Drinks/Happy Hour
Bartenders: If I order a Stella bottle and you crack the cap and leave me to rip the shit around it myself, enjoy your lack of tip...
APRIL 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Movies
Let's go see "The Lucky One" so I can compare you to a fictional character. Spoiler alert: You lose.
MARCH 31ST, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
Hi, I'm every thought you've ever had, you know you don't HAVE to post me right?
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Drinks/Happy Hour
Happy Hours are for pussies, Happy Weekends are where it's at.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
I laugh at your statuses a lot. That joke about your cousin dying, priceless...
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Valentine's Day
No Karen, I wasn't serious when I said you were the coolest girl I've ever met, I just wanted to fuck real bad.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Family
If we weren't related, there's no way I'd ever hang out with you.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Black History Month
How am I supposed to pay attention to Black History Month when it's Februany at Subway too?!
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
