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Congratulations
Congratulations on finding a woman to marry you before you've gone 100% bald.
OCTOBER 16TH, 2009
4.33 (3 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
As I sit here watching the Balloon Boy story unfold, I would like to retract what I said earlier about you being the worst parent on earth.
OCTOBER 16TH, 2009
4.33 (6 votes)
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Boss's Day
I find it ironic that you use such masculine colors in your Powerpoint graphs, given your tendency to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
4.00 (4 votes)
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Boss's Day
I'm sorry that your job has the same level of stress associated with a career in neurosurgery, without the excessively high salary. Happy Boss's Day.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
4.00 (2 votes)
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Boss's Day
Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
4.43 (7 votes)
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Boss's Day
How do you explain to your guy friends that being the boss of 13 women isn't really as cool as it sounds?
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
5.00 (4 votes)
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Boss's Day
Happy Boss's Day. I'm sure you disagree with the font and color scheme that I chose for this E-card.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
4.83 (6 votes)
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Boss's Day
Happy Boss's Day. People say you need to delegate more. But I'm cool with how things are now.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
5.00 (1 votes)
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Boss's Day
This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
4.58 (65 votes)
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Boss's Day
Happy Boss's Day. And I wasn't kidding when I asked you to please include me in the next round of lay-offs.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
4.00 (2 votes)
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Boss's Day
Happy Boss's Day. And thanks for not commenting on the fact that I have completely stopped caring about my personal hygiene.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
4.00 (1 votes)
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Boss's Day
This Boss's Day, we reflect on the fact that we are lucky to have a boss like you. Especially considering the bipolar asshole you report to.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
3.67 (3 votes)
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Boss's Day
This Boss's Day, I would like to thank you for the 3% pay increase you gave me two years ago. It seems so generous now that we get 0% pay increases.
OCTOBER 15TH, 2009
5.00 (2 votes)
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Workplace
I'm sorry I never cared enough to learn your name when I started working here 8 years ago.
OCTOBER 14TH, 2009
4.33 (3 votes)
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Friendship
You're so funny and creative when you're high.
OCTOBER 14TH, 2009
5.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry I waited until after we were married to start smoking. I'm also sorry that your incessant bitching is not going to get me to quit.
OCTOBER 14TH, 2009
4.50 (2 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry it seems like everyone is having babies to spite you and your infertility.
OCTOBER 14TH, 2009
4.50 (2 votes)
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Friendship
Facebook: connecting unemployed people who do nothing all day with employed people who do nothing all day.
OCTOBER 14TH, 2009
4.20 (5 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry that I spent 300 dollars at TJ-Maxx immediately after I bitched at you for squandering our money on beer.
OCTOBER 14TH, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
