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Listening to loud and obnoxious techno just isn't the same without you.
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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but i have a gun, so get in the van.
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THIS SHIT WAS SO MUCH EASIER ON GUITAR HERO!! I COULD PLAY THE SOLO of NOVEMBER RAIN.
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I love it when people get their panties in a twist on facebook. Time to make some popcorn.
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I was at EDC with the Godz, and when I said Tomato, They Said Tom'Ato', When I said Good music, They said TECHNO! #FTGz.
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Its true, I do listen to better music then mostly all of you that went to EDC, seeing as I was at Neon Garden the whole time while you all suffered. #FTGz.
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When people stutter I have this really bad urge to yell out "REMIX!!"
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Are you seriously about to do the Macarena on a horse?
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What's Dubstep?... Imagine yourself listening to the soundtrack of a nightmare. That's Dubstep.
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Can I ask you a rapper question? Is Pitbull black?
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"...just me and my horsey and a quart of beer, ridin' cross the land, kickin' up sand, sherrif's posse's on my tail cause I'm in demand..."
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I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.
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Do You Love Me? Do You Love Me? Do You Love Me? Now That I Can Dance?
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I ain't no Stevie Wonder but at least I can see.
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.. rock station here supporting the local music sce-- Wait no sponsor money? Anyways, here's that new Nickleback.
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It's true, if it wasn't for Dub Step, you'd surely be dead. Dub Step saved your life!
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It's not even my birthday, but you wanna put your name on it. Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake.
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Another member of the Bee Gees just died. They sure have problems Stayin Alive.
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Don't know the meaning of "reductive"?... Look it up!
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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have no condom So anal maybe?