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  • 2012, get used to it. There won't be any more New Year's now that Dick Clark is dead.

    2012, get used to it. There won't be any more New Year's now that Dick Clark is dead.

    Heather153282505/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This new year I resolve to be less Awesome since that's the only thing I do in excess.

    This new year I resolve to be less Awesome since that's the only thing I do in excess.

    Amy778015905/01/2012
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  • We'll have a 3-month old by this time next year.

    We'll have a 3-month old by this time next year.

    TiShari143299204/24/2012
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  • So Dick Clark dies in the year we aren't suppose to have a New Year's Eve? Well played, Mayans. Well played.

    So Dick Clark dies in the year we aren't suppose to have a New Year's Eve? Well played, Mayans. Well played.

    zacharykrodel04/22/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy New Year! I hope you can enjoy the holiday again without Dick Clark's cruel reminder of your own mortality.

    Happy New Year! I hope you can enjoy the holiday again without Dick Clark's cruel reminder of your own mortality.

    shelldsb04/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Guy Lombardo has finally had his proper revenge on Dick Clark for usurping his night. I feel like celebrating.

    Guy Lombardo has finally had his proper revenge on Dick Clark for usurping his night. I feel like celebrating.

    Pogoer51204/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • So Dick Clark Dies In The Year We Aren't Suppose To Have A New Year's Eve? Well Played Mayans... Well Played!

    So Dick Clark Dies In The Year We Aren't Suppose To Have A New Year's Eve? Well Played Mayans... Well Played!

    Kelvington04/19/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • With Dick Clark's passing in 2012, does this really mean there won't be a 2013?

    With Dick Clark's passing in 2012, does this really mean there won't be a 2013?

    slimdog04/18/2012
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  • New Year's Eve will never be the same again....We will miss you Dick!

    New Year's Eve will never be the same again....We will miss you Dick!

    Neil12326404/18/2012
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  • Happy New Year Bitches!!!!!

    Happy New Year Bitches!!!!!

    pizza2go04/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Here's to another year of unhappiness, being broke and drunken binges with you.

    Here's to another year of unhappiness, being broke and drunken binges with you.

    tracybre03/22/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy New Year! Here's to an amazing year where none of us winds up in rehab for a change.

    Happy New Year! Here's to an amazing year where none of us winds up in rehab for a change.

    Dan120390403/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My New Year's resolution is to lose just enough weight so my belly doesn't lay on my lap when I sit down.

    My New Year's resolution is to lose just enough weight so my belly doesn't lay on my lap when I sit down.

    deWildePIX03/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy New Year! I hope this is the year your genital warts finally clear up.

    Happy New Year! I hope this is the year your genital warts finally clear up.

    eak32102/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Remember when you deprived us of our rights? Well, this noisemaker is the *only* thing getting blown tonight.

    Remember when you deprived us of our rights? Well, this noisemaker is the *only* thing getting blown tonight.

    callipogee02/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My 2012 New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway...

    My 2012 New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway...

    Mary65688202/12/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Night on the town New Years- $1K Some shitty rental tux- $200 Watching your bf's snatchy gf blow on a party favor thats been up your ass... ~PRICELESS.

    Night on the town New Years- $1K Some shitty rental tux- $200 Watching your bf's snatchy gf blow on a party favor thats been up your ass... ~PRICELESS.

    Kirk101902/12/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy New Years! I'm totally in love with you! ..What was your name again?

    Happy New Years! I'm totally in love with you! ..What was your name again?

    Carson71902/06/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm sorry our responsibilities keep interfering with our plans to get drunk during the day.

    I'm sorry our responsibilities keep interfering with our plans to get drunk during the day.

    hossdavidson02/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • my new years resolution should have been to stop kidding myself that i'll make a lifestyle change this year. no one likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

    my new years resolution should have been to stop kidding myself that i'll make a lifestyle change this year. no one likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

    hattie ann01/30/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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