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  • You look so much better when I'm drunk.

    You look so much better when I'm drunk.

    Tru343925012/29/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm looking forward to seeing how long it takes me to write 2014 the first time on my checks. Yes... I still write checks.

    I'm looking forward to seeing how long it takes me to write 2014 the first time on my checks. Yes... I still write checks.

    brewsternews12/29/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Ryan Seacrest is broadcasting New Year's Eve from Lansing, Michigan! He heard nobody drops the ball faster than the Board of Water & Light!

    Ryan Seacrest is broadcasting New Year's Eve from Lansing, Michigan! He heard nobody drops the ball faster than the Board of Water & Light!

    Julie176268512/29/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Have a happy New Year and remember, when in doubt...pinkies out!

    Have a happy New Year and remember, when in doubt...pinkies out!

    mariemariemarie12/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Why do people see New Year as some life changing event? It's not! All this tat about resolutions. If your life is crap now it'll probably still be crap on Wednesday! I need a de-stressing run!!!

    Why do people see New Year as some life changing event? It's not! All this tat about resolutions. If your life is crap now it'll probably still be crap on Wednesday! I need a de-stressing run!!!

    Marianne227012/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This New Year's party that you talked me into better be worth it. You know how I hate putting on a bra after 8pm.

    This New Year's party that you talked me into better be worth it. You know how I hate putting on a bra after 8pm.

    mariemariemarie12/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Who else did you invite to your New Year's party? Oh, they're coming? I just remembered that I already made other plans.

    Who else did you invite to your New Year's party? Oh, they're coming? I just remembered that I already made other plans.

    mariemariemarie12/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I can't make it to your New Year's party. I'am highly allergic to bitches and bastards.

    I can't make it to your New Year's party. I'am highly allergic to bitches and bastards.

    mariemariemarie12/30/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • No... it has nothing to do with exercising more for the New Year. I have uncontrolable shits from the food you served at your party!

    No... it has nothing to do with exercising more for the New Year. I have uncontrolable shits from the food you served at your party!

    mariemariemarie12/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Resolve not to make absurdly unattainable Resolutions this New Year's!~ Drink more #TNbeer in 2014!

    Resolve not to make absurdly unattainable Resolutions this New Year's!~ Drink more #TNbeer in 2014!

    caryannell12/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Goodbye 2013..... sweep that shit right under the rug!

    Goodbye 2013..... sweep that shit right under the rug!

    mariemariemarie12/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You go on without me girls. Balls dropping and strokes at midnight don't seem to interest me much these days.

    You go on without me girls. Balls dropping and strokes at midnight don't seem to interest me much these days.

    mariemariemarie12/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • My New Years resolution. Not to change a damn thing.

    My New Years resolution. Not to change a damn thing.

    carol inked12/22/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • In 2014 I resolve to be ME! If that isn't good enough for you then GET OFF MY PLANET!!!!!

    In 2014 I resolve to be ME! If that isn't good enough for you then GET OFF MY PLANET!!!!!

    Roger117354612/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If at anytime I have offended you, hurt you, or made you mad this past year... Suck it up, Buttercup, 'cause 2014 isn't going to be any different!

    If at anytime I have offended you, hurt you, or made you mad this past year... Suck it up, Buttercup, 'cause 2014 isn't going to be any different!

    Lorelei196912/28/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm pretty sure this past year will go down in history as one of the most recent years to go down in history.

    I'm pretty sure this past year will go down in history as one of the most recent years to go down in history.

    solmom12/28/2012
    5.00 (5 votes)
  • The polar bear plunge. I ever did that. I would have a whole new vocabulary of swear words.

    The polar bear plunge. I ever did that. I would have a whole new vocabulary of swear words.

    carol inked11/24/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This year I resolve to tell the people I love to fuck off less.

    This year I resolve to tell the people I love to fuck off less.

    solmom12/27/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • To reduce the amount of time I spend on Facebook, I stop reading status updates after I see the first grammar error.

    To reduce the amount of time I spend on Facebook, I stop reading status updates after I see the first grammar error.

    Madeline296673901/07/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm working on my six pack for you in 2013 sexy...Do you like Coors or Miller?

    I'm working on my six pack for you in 2013 sexy...Do you like Coors or Miller?

    ectech01/02/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)

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