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  • Sorry your plan of having a relaxing night in on New Year's is really just a lame attempt to cover up your lack of anything better to do.

    Sorry your plan of having a relaxing night in on New Year's is really just a lame attempt to cover up your lack of anything better to do.

    emilyshmemily12/29/2008
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    2.33 (3 votes)
  • Sorry I am unable to join you for your New Year's plans or lack thereof.

    Sorry I am unable to join you for your New Year's plans or lack thereof.

    emilyshmemily12/29/2008
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    3.00 (4 votes)
  • 2009: Hopefully it'll be less fucked up than the last one.

    2009: Hopefully it'll be less fucked up than the last one.

    emilyshmemily12/29/2008
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    2.33 (3 votes)
  • Here's to 2009, because it couldn't possibly be any worse than 2008.

    Here's to 2009, because it couldn't possibly be any worse than 2008.

    emilyshmemily12/29/2008
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    3.00 (3 votes)
  • I only say that New Year's is overrated because I feel that's less dishonorable than admitting I have no plans.

    I only say that New Year's is overrated because I feel that's less dishonorable than admitting I have no plans.

    emilyshmemily12/29/2008
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    4.17 (6 votes)
  • My New Years Resolution is to give more blow jobs. Would you like to be the first?

    My New Years Resolution is to give more blow jobs. Would you like to be the first?

    denalee8112/29/2008
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    2.80 (5 votes)
  • Let's spend New Year's on Facebook wishing everyone a happy New Year.

    Let's spend New Year's on Facebook wishing everyone a happy New Year.

    luvbyrd812/29/2008
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    4.14 (7 votes)
  • I'll expect you here to toot my horn at midnight on New Year's Eve.

    I'll expect you here to toot my horn at midnight on New Year's Eve.

    slnesq12/29/2008
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    1.00 (3 votes)
  • I resolve to stop thinking about you naked. Mmmm... Oops... blew that one.

    I resolve to stop thinking about you naked. Mmmm... Oops... blew that one.

    elanak12/29/2008
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    2.83 (6 votes)
  • Happy New Year! I still love you even though you decided not to be married to me anymore.

    Happy New Year! I still love you even though you decided not to be married to me anymore.

    my cards12/29/2008
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    3.50 (4 votes)
  • Let's hope this New Year's Eve is better than the year that guy spilled beer on me, we missed the bus and my boyfriend dumped me over the phone.

    Let's hope this New Year's Eve is better than the year that guy spilled beer on me, we missed the bus and my boyfriend dumped me over the phone.

    elanak12/29/2008
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    3.00 (4 votes)
  • This New Years Eve I will be more than likely sitting at my kitchen table drinking by myself due to the fact that I was not invited to anybodys party.

    This New Years Eve I will be more than likely sitting at my kitchen table drinking by myself due to the fact that I was not invited to anybodys party.

    incar12/30/2008
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    2.67 (3 votes)
  • I can't wait to get wasted & attempt to count backwards from 10 with you on New Year's!

    I can't wait to get wasted & attempt to count backwards from 10 with you on New Year's!

    lraske12/30/2008
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    2.60 (5 votes)
  • If you promise not to puke all over my apartment, I promise not to wet the bed...

    If you promise not to puke all over my apartment, I promise not to wet the bed...

    hamallen12/30/2008
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    2.67 (6 votes)
  • Starting Jan. 1st, I plan to stop drinking, smoking, and having promiscuous sex. On Jan. 2nd, I plan to start therapy for my compulsive lying.

    Starting Jan. 1st, I plan to stop drinking, smoking, and having promiscuous sex. On Jan. 2nd, I plan to start therapy for my compulsive lying.

    eddieg12/30/2008
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    4.12 (8 votes)
  • Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.

    Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.

    strausjo12/30/2008
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    4.27 (22 votes)
  • My New Year's Resolution is to not end up puking on someone's lawn again this year and to be able to walk to my car instead of being carried. Yup.

    My New Year's Resolution is to not end up puking on someone's lawn again this year and to be able to walk to my car instead of being carried. Yup.

    jessicam8112/30/2008
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    2.80 (5 votes)
  • I hope our sloppy drunk New Years make out/grope session doesn't make our single friends more depressed than they already are.

    I hope our sloppy drunk New Years make out/grope session doesn't make our single friends more depressed than they already are.

    slops12/30/2008
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • What fancy champagne will we be drinking from our 'some assembly required' plastic wine glasses?

    What fancy champagne will we be drinking from our "some assembly required" plastic wine glasses?

    champim112/30/2008
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    4.11 (9 votes)
  • I look forward to not receiving a punch in the face this New Year's.

    I look forward to not receiving a punch in the face this New Year's.

    jenn288412/30/2008
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    3.17 (6 votes)

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