So have you ever heard of a rusty trombone ?
I think it's pretty clear that Alex Trebek will not be calling you for a second audition...
Some people deserve a serious punch in the throat!
Look at that...... Taller than Snooki.
When I first met you, I never thought that my vagina will be an issue...
Hanging out with you makes me want to hang out with anybody else.
Oh. I see you're missing one important thing on your "To-Do" list: Go fuck yourself.
I would rather get skin cancer than have a pale ass like yours.
Jesus! That's the biggest dump I've ever had. I'd better escape before the maintenance crew sees me!
Bacon socks. The worst invention ever.
I'm crushing your head. Crush, crush, crush.
Sorry about the bruises hun. I like to call it 21st century tough love.
I just shat out a friggin' basketball.
"This is blank like your head, you fucking momo".
I really hope I end up on the best dressed list for the Oscars.
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