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  • Somewhat Topical

    Aww tell me again why you are such a nice thoughtful person. I forgot.

    Aww tell me again why you are such a nice thoughtful person. I forgot.

    sbasantyyesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Cry for Help

    Of course I'm devastated. The underwire in my favorite bra just broke free.

    Of course I'm devastated. The underwire in my favorite bra just broke free.

    Elizabeth73890yesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Cry for Help

    If you want me to jog, you're going to have to drive with a stick of bacon waving out the window.

    If you want me to jog, you're going to have to drive with a stick of bacon waving out the window.

    diannecyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Confession

    That look you have when your dick just caught a cab........

    That look you have when your dick just caught a cab........

    Nsimms104/15/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Confession

    E.D. My ass. I need some pussy!

    E.D. My ass. I need some pussy!

    Nsimms1yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Flirting

    24-hour diners. Because you need to refuel after hooking up.

    24-hour diners. Because you need to refuel after hooking up.

    OneAndOnlyMeliyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Confession

    I don't decorate. I clutter.

    I don't decorate. I clutter.

    Katy1468765yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Birthday

    Happy Birthday to an optimistic person living each day without regret. Hoping you find happiness in each and every sunset.

    Happy Birthday to an optimistic person living each day without regret. Hoping you find happiness in each and every sunset.

    Tamarak704/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Somewhat Topical

    TBT is great! Or it was until you turned it into a scrapbook.

    TBT is great! Or it was until you turned it into a scrapbook.

    Jess68yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Friendship

    Good friends show up with sugar to add to the lemons life just threw out you. Great friends show up with sugar & vodka.

    Good friends show up with sugar to add to the lemons life just threw out you. Great friends show up with sugar & vodka.

    Jennifer1520454yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Easter

    Our parents are making us celebrate a holiday that's really about Pagan worship and a bunny rabbit that hunts children!

    Our parents are making us celebrate a holiday that's really about Pagan worship and a bunny rabbit that hunts children!

    dr3amb0y1998yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Somewhat Topical

    . I may not have insurance, . . But did you know Toenails Float?!?!

    . I may not have insurance, . . But did you know Toenails Float?!?!

    Yvelysse04/16/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Encouragement

    Girl, he lied again. The only thing that Is open at 4:30 in the morning are Legs....

    Girl, he lied again. The only thing that Is open at 4:30 in the morning are Legs....

    Nsimms1yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Family

    Why is it the only time some people want to talk to me is when i am reading or trying to sleep?

    Why is it the only time some people want to talk to me is when i am reading or trying to sleep?

    rwcantrellyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Drinking

    6 months to the day without a sip of alcohol!!! Time to celebrate with some crack!!!

    6 months to the day without a sip of alcohol!!! Time to celebrate with some crack!!!

    Autismotron7904/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Easter

    That rabbit was really tasty. Now, where are those darn eggs.

    That rabbit was really tasty. Now, where are those darn eggs.

    Paul2232944yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Confession

    ....and you can wash down that delicious smallpox biscuit with some lovely cholera juice.

    ....and you can wash down that delicious smallpox biscuit with some lovely cholera juice.

    James356375904/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Easter

    Dad says you're almost big enough for the stew pot!

    Dad says you're almost big enough for the stew pot!

    Jeffrey3512717yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Birthday

    It's your birthday and you deserve a present. I hope someone bought you one.

    It's your birthday and you deserve a present. I hope someone bought you one.

    brandischmandiyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Confession

    So I asked my husband to get me another glass of wine. He replied, 'Didn't you already have two?' The funeral is at 11.

    So I asked my husband to get me another glass of wine. He replied, "Didn't you already have two?" The funeral is at 11.

    CHICKYMARAyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)

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