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  • Flirting

    I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

    I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

    cardy_cardberger05/21/2012
    31 sends
    3.27 (11 votes)

  • Workplace

    I hate when someone recommends I get a job doing what I love. No one is going to pay me to chug vodka all day and talk shit at the TV.

    I hate when someone recommends I get a job doing what I love. No one is going to pay me to chug vodka all day and talk shit at the TV.

    mojo risingyesterday
    9 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • Encouragement

    My entire goal in life is to show my friends who are not single how awesome being single is.

    My entire goal in life is to show my friends who are not single how awesome being single is.

    gsaumat2405/21/2012
    9 sends
    4.40 (5 votes)

  • Somewhat Topical

    Sorry to hear that your Facebook stock is now as worthless as your Facebook posts.

    Sorry to hear that your Facebook stock is now as worthless as your Facebook posts.

    Bottomofthebarrelyesterday
    5 sends
    4.67 (6 votes)

  • Flirting

    I've been thinking about you when I touch myself.

    I've been thinking about you when I touch myself.

    loratje11 hours ago
    4 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • Birthday

    I hope you celebrate your birthday appropriately: with lots of booze and bad decisions.

    I hope you celebrate your birthday appropriately: with lots of booze and bad decisions.

    lizewhiteyesterday
    4 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Apology

    Sorry that you got mad when I did something I know annoys you.

    Sorry that you got mad when I did something I know annoys you.

    unterekless05/22/2012
    4 sends
    4.33 (3 votes)

  • Workplace

    You'd like a price? Oh? I can't tell you that! It's top secret.

    You'd like a price? Oh? I can't tell you that! It's top secret.

    Chris158502605/21/2012
    4 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Birthday

    Why do people say 'She wants to have her cake and eat it too'? What the fuck else are you supposed to do with cake?

    Why do people say "She wants to have her cake and eat it too"? What the fuck else are you supposed to do with cake?

    socalchick05/19/2012
    4 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Confession

    I will always love the false image I had of you.

    I will always love the false image I had of you.

    madmoizelle05/18/2012
    4 sends
    4.62 (13 votes)

  • Confession

    My new hobby is pissing you off.

    My new hobby is pissing you off.

    hardtohandle1 hour ago
    3 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Flirting

    You Do Realize I'm Going To Fuck You When I See You?

    You Do Realize I'm Going To Fuck You When I See You?

    Michael957802 hours ago
    3 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Workplace

    Here is a list of everything I have accomplished since learning that we are not getting bonuses this quarter.

    Here is a list of everything I have accomplished since learning that we are not getting bonuses this quarter.

    Nicole12896012 hours ago
    3 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • Flirting

    I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off.

    I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off.

    martha3339 hours ago
    3 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Birthday

    Dear Lord , Please forgive me... For it's my birthday and i'm gonna drink and sin like a mother fucker.

    Dear Lord , Please forgive me... For it's my birthday and i'm gonna drink and sin like a mother fucker.

    cardsImade10 hours ago
    3 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Flirting

    Here, let me get you from behind.

    Here, let me get you from behind.

    Patrick143238212 hours ago
    3 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Flirting

    I'm trying to take our social media relationship s-l-o-w...so i'm currently only stalking you on Facebook!

    I'm trying to take our social media relationship s-l-o-w...so i'm currently only stalking you on Facebook!

    Alliē1596968yesterday
    3 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Flirting

    I hear you're into fitness... How about fitness dick in your mouth?

    I hear you're into fitness... How about fitness dick in your mouth?

    arhughes87yesterday
    3 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Flirting

    Last night was so good. Even the neighbors had a cigarette.

    Last night was so good. Even the neighbors had a cigarette.

    Sarah1577906yesterday
    3 sends
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • Workplace

    It's not worth the jail time, It's not worth the jail time, It's not worth the jail time, It's not worth the jail time.

    It's not worth the jail time, It's not worth the jail time, It's not worth the jail time, It's not worth the jail time.

    scott2dauuyesterday
    3 sends
    4.50 (2 votes)

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