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Thinking of You
I just want you to know that Amish you.
FEBRUARY 28TH, 2010
3.51 (147 votes)
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Thinking of You
You're adorable, sweet, caring, and I want to fuck your mouth.
FEBRUARY 23RD, 2010
3.75 (12 votes)
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Reminders
You should know that your endless Facebook status updates consisting of inspirational quotes does not make me think you are deep.
JULY 5TH, 2009
3.67 (3 votes)
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Apology
Sorry I had no idea you majored in Women's History at an all-female school when I threw out that anti-feminist joke.
JULY 5TH, 2009
4.50 (2 votes)
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Movies
Let's go watch a film as cheaply entertaining as its budget is expensive.
JULY 5TH, 2009
3.50 (2 votes)
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Reminders
You're only embarrassing yourself when you take simple pictures of lightposts and call yourself a photographer.
JULY 5TH, 2009
4.50 (4 votes)
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Thanks
Thanks for sleeping with me and subsequently telling me you need time alone.
JULY 5TH, 2009
3.50 (4 votes)