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Family
This computer is for educational purposes only. Now, everyone go in the other room. Daddy's going to learn all about the porn industry.
FEBRUARY 27TH, 2012
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Somewhat Topical
Hello. Can I interest you in some literature about religious cults. No, it's not what you think........................... okay, it is.
FEBRUARY 27TH, 2012
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Cry for Help
Why did I go to that strip club and give away my last two quarters? She didn't even appreciate me slipping them into her bra.
FEBRUARY 27TH, 2012
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Somewhat Topical
Angelina Jolie showing her leg? That's news? Angelina showing her vagina........now THAT'S news!
FEBRUARY 27TH, 2012
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Somewhat Topical
I hate to be a witch, but all this talk about Angelina Jolie showing her leg is really getting my broom in a twist.
FEBRUARY 27TH, 2012
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Confession
Bowling reminds me of my life. It goes nice and straight for a while, but always ends up in the gutter.
FEBRUARY 22ND, 2012
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Lent
This is what you get when you tell your wife you are giving her up for Lent.
FEBRUARY 22ND, 2012
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Lent
I'm giving up these little glasses of alcohol for Lent. I will be drinking big glasses of alcohol instead.
FEBRUARY 22ND, 2012
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Lent
I just ruined my love life. I gave up masterbation for Lent.
FEBRUARY 22ND, 2012
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Lent
Goodbye, my sweet. I am giving you up for Lent.
FEBRUARY 22ND, 2012
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Flirting
I've got the moves like Jagger. Enough said.
FEBRUARY 15TH, 2012
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Apology
I'll punch you from here to next Tuesday if you call Adele "fat" again! You're a whore!
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
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Seasonal
Pssssst. You are a loser who will be spending Valentine's Day alone, curled up in a fetal position.
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
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Somewhat Topical
During the Civil War, the whole town of Willhelm died because of the idiot who decided to blow his bugle during "quiet time".
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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Confession
My mom told me that your mom had an elective hysterectomy after she had you.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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Seasonal
I asked him to show me his snowballs and I couldn't believe what he did!!!
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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Somewhat Topical
Sorry to interrupt, but is this the "People of Walmart" reunion?
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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Music
Those are NOTES you ignorant slut! Maybe you should try LEARNING them!! You make me wish I was dead.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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Seasonal
Well, isn't this just craptastic. Where the hell is all the snow?
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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Flirting
I sure like the way you hold that package. I'm hoping you hold mine like that later......
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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