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Yo I gave up pimpin' to be a male nurse. You can't get any more fly than a murse! Happy Nurse Week Homeboyz!!
Kieran51405/11/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

Happy Nurse's Week! Party until you end up with the etoh withdrawal protocol and a banana bag!!!!
Renee12385205/11/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

That is the last time I'm checking dad's temperature manually!
zaxism102205/11/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Because I know you're lying when you "tripped and fell on it in the shower". Happy Nurse's Week from the ER!
ER_N05/11/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

Now THIS stuff will them out long enough that you can easily steal their wallets!!
zaxism102205/11/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - it's delegated to the nursing student.
hmaw020705/11/2012
2.00 (1 votes)

Treat your nurse well. I can walk as slow or as fast as I choose to retrieve that pain medication you requested.
hmaw020705/11/2012
4.00 (3 votes)

No, I will not rub your feet. I am a nurse, not a masseur. Can I interest you in a narcotic?
hmaw020705/11/2012
2.00 (1 votes)

Allergic to ibuprophen, toradol, tylenol and dilauded? Morphine works great? I bet it does.
matzerath05/10/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

In honor of Nurses Week, I bestow unto you staffing shortages, sleep deprevation, and an increase to your stress level and blood pressure.
jrickard0105/10/2012
4.50 (4 votes)

Thanks to all the morons in the world for providing me with job security!!! HAPPY NURSES WEEK!!!
megRN@UK05/10/2012
4.00 (1 votes)

May all the diseases you obtain be curable with antibiotics.
Vanessa2846605/10/2012
4.00 (1 votes)

NURSES - We can't fix stupid but we can sedate it.
steven2005law05/10/2012
5.00 (4 votes)

To all the nurses who have saved my ex's life in the past, you are now relieved of those duties. Happy Nurses Week!
Nettie775605/10/2012
4.00 (1 votes)

I just farted in your room, and the doctor thinks you're ready for solids.
Laura152708305/10/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

I don't need a K.U.B. to know that you're full of s#*t! Happy Nurses Week!
Laura152708305/10/2012
5.00 (2 votes)

Yes, You have one of those. Happy NursesWeek!
Laura152708305/10/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

You wake it, You sedate it. Happy Nurses Week!
Laura152708305/10/2012
5.00 (3 votes)

Stop acting like your Loop of Henle is in a knot! You're pissing me off. Happy Nurses Week!
Laura152708305/10/2012
5.00 (2 votes)

Nurses play doctor in July. Happy Nurses Week!
Laura152708305/10/2012
5.00 (2 votes)

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