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  • I've been a nurse for so long that I triage my laundry and have decided that none of it requires immediate attention.

    I've been a nurse for so long that I triage my laundry and have decided that none of it requires immediate attention.

    Diane280232403/18/2013
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • My friends tell me to be a 'real' nurse, but I'd rather play dress up and pretend to work.

    My friends tell me to be a "real" nurse, but I'd rather play dress up and pretend to work.

    Diane280232403/18/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • They say you should walk a mile in someone else's shoes. I'm a nurse, and you'll be walking a hell of a lot further than that.

    They say you should walk a mile in someone else's shoes. I'm a nurse, and you'll be walking a hell of a lot further than that.

    Diane280232403/18/2013
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • You know it's a shame when you have to double as a spy when you come to work to feel important... Last time I checked they didn't pay.

    You know it's a shame when you have to double as a spy when you come to work to feel important... Last time I checked they didn't pay.

    Nicole319785103/16/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Being a waitress at Grand Central Station is like never leaving my nursing job.

    Being a waitress at Grand Central Station is like never leaving my nursing job.

    Diane280232403/15/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • In order to accurately display your 10 job titles, this will be the size of your new name badge and you will be micro chipped as well.

    In order to accurately display your 10 job titles, this will be the size of your new name badge and you will be micro chipped as well.

    Diane280232403/05/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If I wanted something that smelled like vomit and looked like bowel contents body fluids organs and fungus I would have went to work.

    If I wanted something that smelled like vomit and looked like bowel contents body fluids organs and fungus I would have went to work.

    Diane280232403/02/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Oh, you want more sedation? How about I sedate you with my fist?

    Oh, you want more sedation? How about I sedate you with my fist?

    Kelly213151703/01/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Silly people. Placing me on hold longer doesn't bother me. I'm a nurse and can hold anything for 8-12 hours.

    Silly people. Placing me on hold longer doesn't bother me. I'm a nurse and can hold anything for 8-12 hours.

    Diane280232402/28/2013
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • We're sorry but we require our nurses to have one year experience as a waitress at Grand Central Station.

    We're sorry but we require our nurses to have one year experience as a waitress at Grand Central Station.

    Diane280232402/28/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • These are the latest requirements to be a charge nurse.

    These are the latest requirements to be a charge nurse.

    Diane280232402/26/2013
    3.33 (3 votes)
  • Nursing Justice is truly served when the police suddenly arrive out of nowhere to arrest that pain in the ass drug addict patient that's been.

    Nursing Justice is truly served when the police suddenly arrive out of nowhere to arrest that pain in the ass drug addict patient that's been.

    Melissa313669502/23/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Bother me during report one more time and we will see if you get those ice chips.

    Bother me during report one more time and we will see if you get those ice chips.

    Erica312805102/21/2013
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • Clapping at me, smacking your call bell against the bed, or tapping will not make me move faster. In fact, I might slow it down a%.

    Clapping at me, smacking your call bell against the bed, or tapping will not make me move faster. In fact, I might slow it down a%.

    Erica312805102/21/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • When writing with my left hand looks better than using my right.

    When writing with my left hand looks better than using my right.

    Diane280232402/18/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Cause your an asshole and you have shitty handwriting.

    Cause your an asshole and you have shitty handwriting.

    Diane280232402/18/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's a scientific fact. Redheads are actually blondes... From HELL!!!

    It's a scientific fact. Redheads are actually blondes... From HELL!!!

    McCuervo02/16/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • No girl, all you want for Valentines Day is someone to fake an orgasm for.

    No girl, all you want for Valentines Day is someone to fake an orgasm for.

    Andra310747102/14/2013
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • 'Ma'am, this is an EMERGENCY department. Your weekly toothaches & your inability to pay for cigarettes AND Motrin is not an emergency. Than.

    "Ma'am, this is an EMERGENCY department. Your weekly toothaches & your inability to pay for cigarettes AND Motrin is not an emergency. Than.

    lisarn7002/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Cute. But your fucking up my lunch break.

    Cute. But your fucking up my lunch break.

    Diane280232402/12/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)

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