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  • Behind every doctor... is a great Medical Technologist!

    Behind every doctor... is a great Medical Technologist!

    Carla242621609/12/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Laughter is not the best medicine, Propofol is. Happy Nurses Week !

    Laughter is not the best medicine, Propofol is. Happy Nurses Week !

    Bea331748405/09/2013
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Happy nurses' week....we can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it.

    Happy nurses' week....we can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it.

    Lanie331721905/08/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Here's to the profession that allows us to legally medicate and violate others in unimaginable ways. Happy nurses week!

    Here's to the profession that allows us to legally medicate and violate others in unimaginable ways. Happy nurses week!

    Kristi357405/06/2013
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • I'm sure it's a surprise, but as your nurse, I'd like to inform you that the big 'H' you saw in front of this building does NOT mean 'HILTON'.

    I'm sure it's a surprise, but as your nurse, I'd like to inform you that the big "H" you saw in front of this building does NOT mean "HILTON".

    bs5008/19/2012
    4.45 (11 votes)
  • I'm sorry you feel sick, but Mommy's a nurse so we only go to the doctor when we're dying.

    I'm sorry you feel sick, but Mommy's a nurse so we only go to the doctor when we're dying.

    Susan147754705/02/2012
    4.74 (19 votes)
  • Some patients need TLC... Thorazine, Lorazepam, and Compazine.

    Some patients need TLC... Thorazine, Lorazepam, and Compazine.

    recon3miller10/23/2012
    4.50 (4 votes)
  • Happy Nurses Week to all the nurses that prevent doctors from accidentally killing their patients.

    Happy Nurses Week to all the nurses that prevent doctors from accidentally killing their patients.

    Kristina143202605/06/2013
    4.67 (6 votes)
  • Nurses keep'em alive 'til 7:05!

    Nurses keep'em alive 'til 7:05!

    deezee105/07/2012
    4.29 (17 votes)
  • Yes, I am a nurse. No, I don't want to take a look. Happy Nurses Week.

    Yes, I am a nurse. No, I don't want to take a look. Happy Nurses Week.

    howheather05/10/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I propose a toast to all the ER nurses over the years who've hung our banana bags & rolled us to keep us from aspirating on our own vomit Happy ER Nurses Week.

    I propose a toast to all the ER nurses over the years who've hung our banana bags & rolled us to keep us from aspirating on our own vomit Happy ER Nurses Week.

    kmh12310/07/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You wake it, You sedate it. Happy Nurses Week!

    You wake it, You sedate it. Happy Nurses Week!

    Laura152708305/10/2012
    5.00 (7 votes)
  • We will trade you the honorary week, lanyards and pens for guaranteed breaks, lunches and raises--- Yours Truly- Nurses.

    We will trade you the honorary week, lanyards and pens for guaranteed breaks, lunches and raises--- Yours Truly- Nurses.

    Marty115388705/06/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • NICU- where you spend 30 minutes fishing a huge booger from a tiny nose and then show it off to your coworkers. Happy Nurses Week!

    NICU- where you spend 30 minutes fishing a huge booger from a tiny nose and then show it off to your coworkers. Happy Nurses Week!

    Diana331438905/06/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I sure will miss writing care plans for nursing school. Said no one ever.

    I sure will miss writing care plans for nursing school. Said no one ever.

    Emily128793804/19/2013
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • The rules of community nursing #2 Always keep your mouth closed when taking off a Tubigrip.

    The rules of community nursing #2 Always keep your mouth closed when taking off a Tubigrip.

    Elisabeth345303310/28/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We will inspect your ass, wipe your ass, & even stick our fingers in your ass. But remember, nurses are here to save your ass not kiss your ass! Happy Nurse's Week!

    We will inspect your ass, wipe your ass, & even stick our fingers in your ass. But remember, nurses are here to save your ass not kiss your ass! Happy Nurse's Week!

    kakemochi05/08/2012
    4.67 (9 votes)
  • Bother me during report one more time and we will see if you get those ice chips.

    Bother me during report one more time and we will see if you get those ice chips.

    Erica312805102/21/2013
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • Your baby has a fever and you didn't medicate her so the ER staff could see what a full blown febrile seizure looks like. #wellplayedmoron.

    Your baby has a fever and you didn't medicate her so the ER staff could see what a full blown febrile seizure looks like. #wellplayedmoron.

    Pam1238009/23/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'Hi, I'm your nurse. What stupid fucking thing did you do?'

    "Hi, I'm your nurse. What stupid fucking thing did you do?"

    mara7235607/13/2012
    5.00 (5 votes)

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