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Oh, so you can get on FB to post pics and like stuff, but you can't reply to my text? Thanks! Maybe you should check your phone settings....
solpar05/15/2012 4.00 (1 votes) -
Oh, you want a second chance? Hell no! You should have treated me right the first time.
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When in doubt, tech vest.
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I'm on my period... So fuck off!
gfyjon04/16/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
Congratulations on the golden statue that you had to wait for, for 3 long hours of unfunny jokes, untouching gestures and lame speeches.
shug03/09/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
It must suck to lose Oscars to a movie that doesn't have neither colour nor lines.
GonZOF02/27/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
I love you more than Angelina loves her right leg.
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Thank goodness they added in those Canadian acrobats into the Oscars, I would have been bored if it was just an awards show and not a circus too....
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I can't wait to hear what D-list actors have to say, about the outfits other actors that actually had jobs this year, wore to the Oscars.
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I want to make love to George Clooney's crow's feet.
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I hope your Oscar party had a better ending than most of this year's Best Picture nominees.
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To say she was upset to see someone else wearing the same dress was a bit of an understatement.
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So I said " If I am going to pay to sit through a movie I can't hear a word of....I'd be here with my wife."
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People are starving, being killed by war, and dying of disease. Thank God we have the Oscars to set our priorities straight.
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What do I think of the "Best Picture" winner? I'll tell you in 2013 when it comes to cable.
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Seriously? We are only nominated in the "Visual Effects" category? I'm gonna go make some calls in case we lose.
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When the band began to play during his acceptance speech, all I could think of was the Titanic.
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I thought when they said "we're watching the Oscars," I'd be enjoying some Sesame Street right now.
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I love how America has made a national event that showcases rich people getting fancy statues of little gold men, and then talking about it for hours.
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I only watch the oscars for the cleavage...
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