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Let's celebrate the drunken awesomeness this summer will be by getting awesomely drunk this Memorial Day weekend!
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Happy Curvy Women's Day to a woman whose curves are in the places where they're actually pleasant to look at.
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Happy Provider Appreciate Day! Here's to 50 hr work wks, daily test to patience, snotty noses, dirty diapers, less than minimum wage, & little to no paid time off!
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You should probably CC someone who gives a fuck.
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ALL HAIL THE NEW GOD! WE ARE COMMANDED TO SPILL FRESH BLOOD!
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This Pride Month, celebrate being fifty shades of gay!
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Hamid, do you have your tool on your belt or in your hand?!
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Holiday, Motherfuckers !
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May is National Masturbation Month - Enjoy celebrating the same way you do every day of every other month!
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Happy Polish Constitution Day! I hope it is filled with excessive amounts of vodka consumption.
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Pepper Spray is a vegetable. General Strike! May 1, 2012 No Work, No School No Banking, No Spending.
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Steal from the rich, and give to the porcupine.
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Yes sir! This shit right here is guaranteed to be the dopest dope you've ever smoked!
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Do you give me permission to punch you in the throat if I see you do another duckface photo?
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Happy National Honesty day!! Jeez.... Its only for one fucking day. Its no going to kill you to try.
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I can't wait to celebrate Mental Health Awareness Month!
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Have a happy and sad Mental Health Awareness Month.
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It's Mental Health Awareness Month, you crazy motherfucker.
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MY CHURCH! Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion.
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FIESTA..... the one time a year a city encourages public drinking.