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  • I'm a NURSE, this is NURSES WEEK, you OWE me so take off your pants - ANY Questions????

    I'm a NURSE, this is NURSES WEEK, you OWE me so take off your pants - ANY Questions????

    easylaugh05/06/2009
    1.80 (5 votes)
  • Today I told my car it was ok to let me know it's a transformer.. It didn't answer.. I figure its just waiting for the right moment.

    Today I told my car it was ok to let me know it's a transformer.. It didn't answer.. I figure its just waiting for the right moment.

    Amber123672806/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If you buy a gun because of 2012, Obama or Zombies. I'll have to buy one to protect myself from YOUR stupid ass.

    If you buy a gun because of 2012, Obama or Zombies. I'll have to buy one to protect myself from YOUR stupid ass.

    Phil163743206/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my mind.

    Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my mind.

    John236674710/10/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's celebrate the drunken awesomeness this summer will be by getting awesomely drunk this Memorial Day weekend!

    Let's celebrate the drunken awesomeness this summer will be by getting awesomely drunk this Memorial Day weekend!

    Lena121194005/24/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • MY CHURCH! Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion.

    MY CHURCH! Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion.

    jay-hog04/25/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy 420 Day!! I was making you some brownies, but I kept licking the bowl and then they disappeared and now I'm a dragon.

    Happy 420 Day!! I was making you some brownies, but I kept licking the bowl and then they disappeared and now I'm a dragon.

    Kim328765104/20/2013
    3.33 (3 votes)
  • You should probably CC someone who gives a fuck.

    You should probably CC someone who gives a fuck.

    tjohn26605/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • MLK Day is the perfect time to remember to not judge people by their skin color but rather by their horrendous grammar.

    MLK Day is the perfect time to remember to not judge people by their skin color but rather by their horrendous grammar.

    feistyamishchildren01/21/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • I became a nurse so I could take my Alzheimer's patients pain pills and noone would know the better.

    I became a nurse so I could take my Alzheimer's patients pain pills and noone would know the better.

    lucii05/06/2009
    3.40 (5 votes)
  • Yo Doc, Imma let you finish, but the Nurses give the best CPR of all time!

    Yo Doc, Imma let you finish, but the Nurses give the best CPR of all time!

    catrob04/29/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This Boss's Day, you should let yourself work from home so I can leave early without you knowing.

    This Boss's Day, you should let yourself work from home so I can leave early without you knowing.

    cardy_cardberger10/14/2008
    3.75 (8 votes)
  • HAPPY FACEPALM SUNDAY, EVERYONE!

    HAPPY FACEPALM SUNDAY, EVERYONE!

    Ken171209004/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Man, this weed is so strong I'm talking to a...whatever the fuck you are.

    Man, this weed is so strong I'm talking to a...whatever the fuck you are.

    Matthew108052004/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks to 4/20, we'll be having Thanksgiving early!

    Thanks to 4/20, we'll be having Thanksgiving early!

    rtiberg04/20/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Guuurllll, it's time to roll another blunt! HAPPY 4:20!! :)-~.

    Guuurllll, it's time to roll another blunt! HAPPY 4:20!! :)-~.

    hwdmissfire04/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I can't wait to smoke marijuana on April 20th with everyone that thinks 420 is the police code for smoking marijuana.

    I can't wait to smoke marijuana on April 20th with everyone that thinks 420 is the police code for smoking marijuana.

    Lyndsy141210804/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

    Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

    Celia140855804/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Now this, THIS one will do just fine for 4/20!

    Now this, THIS one will do just fine for 4/20!

    melassis04/17/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Republicans want to run America like a business. In the event of a layoff, you will have 30 minutes to pack up your house and leave the country.

    Republicans want to run America like a business. In the event of a layoff, you will have 30 minutes to pack up your house and leave the country.

    Jackie127385009/05/2012
    4.00 (5 votes)

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