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  • diabetes has made you the sweetest person I know.

    diabetes has made you the sweetest person I know.

    adonovan10/14/2008
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    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Sweetest Day, (cough) Fuck Hallmark.

    Happy Sweetest Day, (cough) Fuck Hallmark.

    adonovan10/14/2008
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm obligated to wish you a happy Boss's Day.

    I'm obligated to wish you a happy Boss's Day.

    cru5h10/15/2008
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    2.71 (7 votes)
  • In honor of Boss's Day, I've decided to not report your constant sexual harassment to HR.

    In honor of Boss's Day, I've decided to not report your constant sexual harassment to HR.

    scastiglione62710/15/2008
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    2.75 (4 votes)
  • Happy Boss's Day!!!!! Sorry my salary will allow nothing besides this free ecard.

    Happy Boss's Day!!!!! Sorry my salary will allow nothing besides this free ecard.

    trosercubsfan10/16/2008
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    3.33 (3 votes)
  • Happy Boss's Day to the boss of my vagina.

    Happy Boss's Day to the boss of my vagina.

    cru5h10/16/2008
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    3.22 (9 votes)
  • I'll pretend you remembered Boss's Day if you'll pretend to be competent.

    I'll pretend you remembered Boss's Day if you'll pretend to be competent.

    jdhutchins197110/16/2008
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    3.44 (16 votes)
  • May your Boss's Day be filled with gratuitous amounts of Diet Coke.

    May your Boss's Day be filled with gratuitous amounts of Diet Coke.

    jdavidson2210/16/2008
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    3.00 (3 votes)
  • Thanks for being a boss who doesn't care about your job enough to care that I don't care about my job at all.

    Thanks for being a boss who doesn't care about your job enough to care that I don't care about my job at all.

    jonevada10/16/2008
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    4.13 (82 votes)
  • Let's pretend I didn't just learn what a 'Boss's Day' was and that I'd wished you well earlier than 2 hours before close of business.

    Let's pretend I didn't just learn what a "Boss's Day" was and that I'd wished you well earlier than 2 hours before close of business.

    btapella10/16/2008
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    3.64 (11 votes)
  • The blow job you gave me on bosses day was great considering you don't even work for me anymore.

    The blow job you gave me on bosses day was great considering you don't even work for me anymore.

    brent10/17/2008
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    2.80 (5 votes)
  • I will continue to dismiss Sweetest Day as a fake holiday until you ask me out.

    I will continue to dismiss Sweetest Day as a fake holiday until you ask me out.

    fourthy10/18/2008
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    2.40 (5 votes)
  • Happy Sweetest Day to someone who doesn't give a rat's ass about Sweetest Day!

    Happy Sweetest Day to someone who doesn't give a rat's ass about Sweetest Day!

    lindsey decker10/18/2008
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    2.33 (3 votes)
  • In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month I'm offering to check out those puppies right now.

    In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month I'm offering to check out those puppies right now.

    sheree000010/19/2008
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    3.00 (6 votes)
  • Congratulations on achieving some new status in your anachronistic ritual.

    Congratulations on achieving some new status in your anachronistic ritual.

    falls10/26/2008
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    2.60 (5 votes)
  • Here's hoping no one catches you with a flask at the temple this Diwali.

    Here's hoping no one catches you with a flask at the temple this Diwali.

    meghna93110/27/2008
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    4.40 (5 votes)
  • This Diwali, I hope you don't die from Ghee-related force-feeding.

    This Diwali, I hope you don't die from Ghee-related force-feeding.

    meghna93110/27/2008
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    3.67 (12 votes)
  • My festival of lights is longer than yours.

    My festival of lights is longer than yours.

    kkastorf10/28/2008
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    2.67 (3 votes)
  • You're going to look ridiculous in St. Thomas.

    You're going to look ridiculous in St. Thomas.

    sobeautiful8210/28/2008
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    1.83 (6 votes)
  • Wishing you a Happy Diwali and prosperous new year won't help you feel secure about your shitty prospects.

    Wishing you a Happy Diwali and prosperous new year won't help you feel secure about your shitty prospects.

    nbafna10/28/2008
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    2.33 (3 votes)

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