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  • Just tell him Bastille Day is the American version of Steak and Blowjob Day for women.

    Just tell him Bastille Day is the American version of Steak and Blowjob Day for women.

    icedebomb02/05/2009
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    4.50 (2 votes)
  • On this, the anniversary of our Constitution, let us celebrate by exercising our right to shoot illegal Mexican immigrants.

    On this, the anniversary of our Constitution, let us celebrate by exercising our right to shoot illegal Mexican immigrants.

    kliddle02/05/2009
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    4.25 (4 votes)
  • Memorial Day only comes once a year...

    Memorial Day only comes once a year...

    greg.pelander02/09/2009
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    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's mortgage our professional futures by getting a shore house for Memorial Day.

    Let's mortgage our professional futures by getting a shore house for Memorial Day.

    stevetgoo02/10/2009
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    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Darwin's 200th Birthday and be sure not to forward this ecard to all of your knucklehead Creationist friends.

    Happy Darwin's 200th Birthday and be sure not to forward this ecard to all of your knucklehead Creationist friends.

    chefalexander02/12/2009
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    3.00 (5 votes)
  • My ho-mentashen is delicious.

    My ho-mentashen is delicious.

    souprgirl102/14/2009
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    1.67 (3 votes)
  • I'm excited that your annoying party tricks will lead you to a forceful sodomizing.

    I'm excited that your annoying party tricks will lead you to a forceful sodomizing.

    defsupreme02/14/2009
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    3.75 (4 votes)
  • We all live in a FEMA submarine. FEMA submarine. FEMA submarine. Happy Mardi Gras from your friends below sea level.

    We all live in a FEMA submarine. FEMA submarine. FEMA submarine. Happy Mardi Gras from your friends below sea level.

    coldpizza02/18/2009
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    2.75 (4 votes)
  • Sorry that people more threw things at you than to you when you exposed yourself during Mardi Gras.

    Sorry that people more threw things at you than to you when you exposed yourself during Mardi Gras.

    mrbill0502/18/2009
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on your airway obstruction as you inadvertently consumed the baby Jesus in this year's King Cake.

    Congratulations on your airway obstruction as you inadvertently consumed the baby Jesus in this year's King Cake.

    azztastic02/19/2009
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    4.67 (6 votes)
  • Please disregard your dentist's advice not to wear your 'Free Blowjobs' T-shirt at Mardi Gras this year.

    Please disregard your dentist's advice not to wear your "Free Blowjobs" T-shirt at Mardi Gras this year.

    eldr1tch02/19/2009
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    2.00 (2 votes)
  • It's a shame you didn't make it to Mardi Gras this year, but feel free to text me a pic of your boobs!

    It's a shame you didn't make it to Mardi Gras this year, but feel free to text me a pic of your boobs!

    whippitt02/22/2009
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    4.33 (3 votes)
  • In this economy, I'd gladly show you my breasts for two-dollar plastic beads.

    In this economy, I'd gladly show you my breasts for two-dollar plastic beads.

    random person02/23/2009
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    4.30 (10 votes)
  • Mardi Gras should become a national holiday to compensate for the woeful federal management of Katrina.

    Mardi Gras should become a national holiday to compensate for the woeful federal management of Katrina.

    faatimaq02/24/2009
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    4.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm giving up sacrificial living for Lent.

    I'm giving up sacrificial living for Lent.

    joshuawulf02/24/2009
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    2.50 (2 votes)
  • I hope you can get that black shit off your forehead before you lower your standards this weekend.

    I hope you can get that black shit off your forehead before you lower your standards this weekend.

    cchewning02/24/2009
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    4.00 (3 votes)
  • I'd give up alcohol this Lent if it didn't give me something to do on Friday nights.

    I'd give up alcohol this Lent if it didn't give me something to do on Friday nights.

    woah02/24/2009
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    4.25 (4 votes)
  • Hope you don't choke on baby Jesus while scarfing down king cake this Fat Tuesday.

    Hope you don't choke on baby Jesus while scarfing down king cake this Fat Tuesday.

    foxyfox02/24/2009
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    3.40 (5 votes)
  • Thank God that my religion doesn't ask me to wear ash on my forehead or other publicly humiliating antics that make me look like a doofus.

    Thank God that my religion doesn't ask me to wear ash on my forehead or other publicly humiliating antics that make me look like a doofus.

    kungfujew1802/25/2009
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    3.00 (3 votes)
  • You could make this Good Friday great by giving me a blow job.

    You could make this Good Friday great by giving me a blow job.

    mjgolan02/27/2009
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    5.00 (1 votes)

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