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  • One drink away from drinking myself sober.

    One drink away from drinking myself sober.

    Nichole Raymond11 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry, I can't come to your dinner party, That's the night I have to straighten my socks and underwear drawer.

    Sorry, I can't come to your dinner party, That's the night I have to straighten my socks and underwear drawer.

    Peach05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • cunt.

    cunt.

    ptrickuno05/22/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Sunday Funday, Messy Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Faded Friday, Sloppy Satuday! Wow I Got a Busy Week!

    Sunday Funday, Messy Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Faded Friday, Sloppy Satuday! Wow I Got a Busy Week!

    Amy122541605/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Fuck you , I feel badass.

    Fuck you , I feel badass.

    rantis05/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Rack City bitches!!!!

    Rack City bitches!!!!

    frankiefresh4405/18/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Please stop.. The only thing better than bacon is more bacon.

    Please stop.. The only thing better than bacon is more bacon.

    steve05057205/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sure I'll call you back, just let me sleep on it. *dispenses cab fare*.

    Sure I'll call you back, just let me sleep on it. *dispenses cab fare*.

    Mike157365805/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Getting drunk isn't as fun unless I let all my Facebook friends know that I'm getting shit faced.

    Getting drunk isn't as fun unless I let all my Facebook friends know that I'm getting shit faced.

    usmc0311th05/18/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.

    To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.

    Jason151444905/18/2012
    4.50 (4 votes)
  • Just dance, gonna be ok... Da Doo Doo Just dance, spin that record babe... Da Doo Doo Please stop.

    Just dance, gonna be ok... Da Doo Doo Just dance, spin that record babe... Da Doo Doo Please stop.

    Joe157010905/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Who's going to Coachella next year? This bitch is.

    Who's going to Coachella next year? This bitch is.

    MakeMeWitty05/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's a Paparazzi Party and I'm inviting YOU to join my team! Earning extra money has never been easier or fun! Send me a message for info!

    It's a Paparazzi Party and I'm inviting YOU to join my team! Earning extra money has never been easier or fun! Send me a message for info!

    LaTanya05/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Throw your hands in the air. And wave 'em like you just don't care.

    Throw your hands in the air. And wave 'em like you just don't care.

    Jason151444905/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thanks for coming to my party when you really wanted to barf.

    Thanks for coming to my party when you really wanted to barf.

    janemck05/16/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • All I know is that im going to be WAVY at EDC!

    All I know is that im going to be WAVY at EDC!

    Jowil156110805/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Alright lady here's how it works: $1 to look at it $2 to touch it $3 to watch me touch it $5 to touch it while I touch my toes.

    Alright lady here's how it works: $1 to look at it $2 to touch it $3 to watch me touch it $5 to touch it while I touch my toes.

    robnj8305/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Cold-smoking the van in a bit... Shit's gonna be cray.

    Cold-smoking the van in a bit... Shit's gonna be cray.

    robnj8305/15/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I shaved my balls for this ?

    I shaved my balls for this ?

    Greg155770305/15/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • I would like to invite you to a 'one cup' party. ps. Please eat a heavy lunch.

    I would like to invite you to a "one cup" party. ps. Please eat a heavy lunch.

    dharder7605/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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