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One drink away from drinking myself sober.
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Sorry, I can't come to your dinner party, That's the night I have to straighten my socks and underwear drawer.
Peach05/22/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
cunt.
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Sunday Funday, Messy Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Faded Friday, Sloppy Satuday! Wow I Got a Busy Week!
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Fuck you , I feel badass.
rantis05/19/2012 5.00 (1 votes) -
Rack City bitches!!!!
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Please stop.. The only thing better than bacon is more bacon.
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Sure I'll call you back, just let me sleep on it. *dispenses cab fare*.
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Getting drunk isn't as fun unless I let all my Facebook friends know that I'm getting shit faced.
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To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.
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Just dance, gonna be ok... Da Doo Doo Just dance, spin that record babe... Da Doo Doo Please stop.
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Who's going to Coachella next year? This bitch is.
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It's a Paparazzi Party and I'm inviting YOU to join my team! Earning extra money has never been easier or fun! Send me a message for info!
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Throw your hands in the air. And wave 'em like you just don't care.
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Thanks for coming to my party when you really wanted to barf.
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All I know is that im going to be WAVY at EDC!
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Alright lady here's how it works: $1 to look at it $2 to touch it $3 to watch me touch it $5 to touch it while I touch my toes.
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Cold-smoking the van in a bit... Shit's gonna be cray.
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I shaved my balls for this ?
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I would like to invite you to a "one cup" party. ps. Please eat a heavy lunch.