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  • All I have to do is invite all my friends over, make brownies and I can get how much free jewelry? I can do that...

    All I have to do is invite all my friends over, make brownies and I can get how much free jewelry? I can do that...

    Kimberly259105704/16/2014
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  • I had to leave heaven to get them Cupcakes I keep hearing about! Sweet-blessings.com.

    I had to leave heaven to get them Cupcakes I keep hearing about! Sweet-blessings.com.

    Vickie356296304/11/2014
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  • Oh just another triple layered cake decorated with all the bells and whistles, no big deal for an awesome baker like me.

    Oh just another triple layered cake decorated with all the bells and whistles, no big deal for an awesome baker like me.

    jme8504/09/2014
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  • Barca fans be like Lord helps us win Tonight #Nerd.

    Barca fans be like Lord helps us win Tonight #Nerd.

    Thilie356105904/09/2014
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  • I can serve up drinks better Than a man while looking Hot and keeping it classy.

    I can serve up drinks better Than a man while looking Hot and keeping it classy.

    jme8504/06/2014
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  • I always keep it classy, but sometimes you just have to knock a Bitch out.

    I always keep it classy, but sometimes you just have to knock a Bitch out.

    jme8504/06/2014
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  • I wish your butt hole was as loose as your morals so you'd shit on yourself instead of everyone else.

    I wish your butt hole was as loose as your morals so you'd shit on yourself instead of everyone else.

    Fiddlesticks66104/04/2014
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  • I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.

    I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.

    Gremst04/02/2014
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  • 'Happy Days Mr Bucko!!'

    "Happy Days Mr Bucko!!"

    Colin355420903/28/2014
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  • That moment when you realize you don't work AND there's no school tomorrow!

    That moment when you realize you don't work AND there's no school tomorrow!

    Heather226050403/27/2014
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • So you say you will come to my house and cook & all I have to do is invite some friends? Plus you will clean up the dishes? YES, PLEASE!!

    So you say you will come to my house and cook & all I have to do is invite some friends? Plus you will clean up the dishes? YES, PLEASE!!

    Bobbie355291803/26/2014
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  • Beer is food, liquid food, like soup!

    Beer is food, liquid food, like soup!

    jobr03/25/2014
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  • Dude, let's go fuck some shit up.

    Dude, let's go fuck some shit up.

    MY-lifeless-touch03/19/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm gonna kill you. Hahahaha. No, seriusly. Run.

    I'm gonna kill you. Hahahaha. No, seriusly. Run.

    Takács345394003/16/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What? Your favorite Pure Romance Consultant is Lee-Ann H? MY favorite Pure Romance Consultant is Lee-Ann H too!!

    What? Your favorite Pure Romance Consultant is Lee-Ann H? MY favorite Pure Romance Consultant is Lee-Ann H too!!

    Lee-Ann342248103/14/2014
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  • For this week Wednesday is the new Friday.

    For this week Wednesday is the new Friday.

    Jaime Christy354456003/12/2014
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  • No wonder your always so dry and boring. You spend all your time posting pictures of your cocktail instead of drinking it.

    No wonder your always so dry and boring. You spend all your time posting pictures of your cocktail instead of drinking it.

    RJ354021703/05/2014
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  • How to get a business write-off and extensive marketing exposure: Tip the pizza guy at the Oscars $20.

    How to get a business write-off and extensive marketing exposure: Tip the pizza guy at the Oscars $20.

    fujiduck03/04/2014
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  • When I look at your chest, I get Motorboativated!

    When I look at your chest, I get Motorboativated!

    Jason353934403/03/2014
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  • DIET EXCUSE: The donut was calling my name.

    DIET EXCUSE: The donut was calling my name.

    Carolina353848203/02/2014
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