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  • Do I smell a whore?

    Do I smell a whore?

    Richard1595652yesterday
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  • 13.2 Million Jews CAN be wrong.

    13.2 Million Jews CAN be wrong.

    Mj145419704/28/2012
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  • Nice Jewish Girls never forget the COmmaNDMentS.

    Nice Jewish Girls never forget the COmmaNDMentS.

    Sari132615604/27/2012
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  • Bacon cheeseburger without the bun, please. It's Passover.

    Bacon cheeseburger without the bun, please. It's Passover.

    abanjo177604/13/2012
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  • I'm pretty sure eating matzah makes me an honorary Jew. That's why I don't eat matzah.

    I'm pretty sure eating matzah makes me an honorary Jew. That's why I don't eat matzah.

    rockmebritney04/10/2012
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  • My mother can get so passover-aggressive during Jewish holidays.

    My mother can get so passover-aggressive during Jewish holidays.

    Britney131170704/10/2012
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  • I hope I'm the first one to ever make a perverted joke about not being able to eat anything that rises.

    I hope I'm the first one to ever make a perverted joke about not being able to eat anything that rises.

    Бианка136196804/08/2012
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  • I would be a Hebrew slave for Yul Brynner.

    I would be a Hebrew slave for Yul Brynner.

    ame04/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Passover is my favorite holiday. When else is it mandatory to drink at least four cups of wine?

    Passover is my favorite holiday. When else is it mandatory to drink at least four cups of wine?

    Michele120612904/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • THE PASSOVER ... Reminding you that God was a baby murderer before Moses wrote the Torah.

    THE PASSOVER ... Reminding you that God was a baby murderer before Moses wrote the Torah.

    Pastafarian04/07/2012
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  • I've convinced my non-Jewish husband that diamonds are the traditional Passover gift.

    I've convinced my non-Jewish husband that diamonds are the traditional Passover gift.

    Michele120612904/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I hope your Passover birthday cake doesn't totally suck.

    I hope your Passover birthday cake doesn't totally suck.

    Amy777804804/06/2012
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  • I love you so much I would pretend you were second-born rather than put you in a leaky basket and shove you into the river.

    I love you so much I would pretend you were second-born rather than put you in a leaky basket and shove you into the river.

    ame04/05/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks for saving me from the slaying of the first-born so I could represent a God who would also slay the first-born.

    Thanks for saving me from the slaying of the first-born so I could represent a God who would also slay the first-born.

    ame04/05/2012
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  • You're invited to my family's Passover Seder Please bring your: - Jewish soul - Protective gear - Bottle of Tums.

    You're invited to my family's Passover Seder Please bring your: - Jewish soul - Protective gear - Bottle of Tums.

    great jewish meme machine04/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Passover to someone who deservedly is passed over for just about everything.

    Happy Passover to someone who deservedly is passed over for just about everything.

    bjrudell04/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • But I'm just too stingy to give anything up for Passover.

    But I'm just too stingy to give anything up for Passover.

    Chris127195704/04/2012
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  • This year, I'm using Passover as an excuse to get back on Atkins.

    This year, I'm using Passover as an excuse to get back on Atkins.

    Marcella134242004/04/2012
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  • Enjoy that bread while you can, because within a few days, I will be willing to claw it out of your delicate hands like an eagle catching a salmon.

    Enjoy that bread while you can, because within a few days, I will be willing to claw it out of your delicate hands like an eagle catching a salmon.

    tulgeywoods04/03/2012
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  • As a type-A woman in a mixed marriage, I prefer to hunt for the afikomen and the Easter eggs all at once.

    As a type-A woman in a mixed marriage, I prefer to hunt for the afikomen and the Easter eggs all at once.

    ssucla04/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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