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  • I hope your Passover birthday cake doesn't totally suck.

    I hope your Passover birthday cake doesn't totally suck.

    amyrschultz104/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I love you so much I would pretend you were second-born rather than put you in a leaky basket and shove you into the river.

    I love you so much I would pretend you were second-born rather than put you in a leaky basket and shove you into the river.

    ame04/05/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks for saving me from the slaying of the first-born so I could represent a God who would also slay the first-born.

    Thanks for saving me from the slaying of the first-born so I could represent a God who would also slay the first-born.

    ame04/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You're invited to my family's Passover Seder Please bring your: - Jewish soul - Protective gear - Bottle of Tums.

    You're invited to my family's Passover Seder Please bring your: - Jewish soul - Protective gear - Bottle of Tums.

    great jewish meme machine04/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Pharoah's heart isn't the only thing getting hard...

    Pharoah's heart isn't the only thing getting hard...

    daniela.korman04/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Passover to someone who deservedly is passed over for just about everything.

    Happy Passover to someone who deservedly is passed over for just about everything.

    bjrudell04/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • But I'm just too stingy to give anything up for Passover.

    But I'm just too stingy to give anything up for Passover.

    Chris127195704/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This year, I'm using Passover as an excuse to get back on Atkins.

    This year, I'm using Passover as an excuse to get back on Atkins.

    Marcella134242004/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Enjoy that bread while you can, because within a few days, I will be willing to claw it out of your delicate hands like an eagle catching a salmon.

    Enjoy that bread while you can, because within a few days, I will be willing to claw it out of your delicate hands like an eagle catching a salmon.

    tulgeywoods04/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on carb-free diets.

    Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on carb-free diets.

    Nikki13213804/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • As a type-A woman in a mixed marriage, I prefer to hunt for the afikomen and the Easter eggs all at once.

    As a type-A woman in a mixed marriage, I prefer to hunt for the afikomen and the Easter eggs all at once.

    ssucla04/03/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Here's to Dad hiding the Afikomen in the same place every year.

    Here's to Dad hiding the Afikomen in the same place every year.

    daniela.korman04/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's really make this night different from all other nights.

    Let's really make this night different from all other nights.

    daniela.korman04/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hmm, only four sons. Care to make a fifth?

    Hmm, only four sons. Care to make a fifth?

    daniela.korman04/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • When Elijah comes, we can make it a threesome.

    When Elijah comes, we can make it a threesome.

    daniela.korman04/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This Pesach, I want to use my staff to part your red sea.

    This Pesach, I want to use my staff to part your red sea.

    daniela.korman04/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • After Moses gets us out, I'll make a picture journal of all of the statues we built. Ama call it-- Facebook -mark zuckerberg.

    After Moses gets us out, I'll make a picture journal of all of the statues we built. Ama call it-- Facebook -mark zuckerberg.

    great jewish meme machine04/03/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • The best way to celebrate freedom, is to escape from the bondage of a 2 hour Seder.

    The best way to celebrate freedom, is to escape from the bondage of a 2 hour Seder.

    Pedro1000004/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Hey, when do you think Moses is gonna get going on that whole 'Promise Land' thing?

    Hey, when do you think Moses is gonna get going on that whole "Promise Land" thing?

    Sporadic_Paul04/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Passover, we love you more than Jews hated Jesus.

    Happy Passover, we love you more than Jews hated Jesus.

    scothibb04/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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