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  • On all other nights we eat bread or Matzah, while on this night we eat only Matzah?

    On all other nights we eat bread or Matzah, while on this night we eat only Matzah?

    Sew Desire08/21/2013
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  • I see Jewish People...

    I see Jewish People...

    Melissa174510608/15/2013
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  • Can't wheat to not keep Passover with you.

    Can't wheat to not keep Passover with you.

    rebeccammendations03/11/2013
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  • Cleaning for Passover can be intoxicating.

    Cleaning for Passover can be intoxicating.

    Rachel205752103/09/2013
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  • I'm not only perfect, I'm Persian, too!

    I'm not only perfect, I'm Persian, too!

    BenJi301338801/21/2013
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  • Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on carb-free diets.

    Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on carb-free diets.

    Nikki13213804/03/2012
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  • Let's really make this night different from all other nights.

    Let's really make this night different from all other nights.

    daniela.korman04/03/2012
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  • Hmm, only four sons. Care to make a fifth?

    Hmm, only four sons. Care to make a fifth?

    daniela.korman04/03/2012
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  • This Pesach, I want to use my staff to part your red sea.

    This Pesach, I want to use my staff to part your red sea.

    daniela.korman04/03/2012
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  • Passover is a magical time of year when a saltless cracker is considered desert.

    Passover is a magical time of year when a saltless cracker is considered desert.

    tulgeywoods04/01/2012
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  • Nice Jewish Girls never forget the COmmaNDMentS.

    Nice Jewish Girls never forget the COmmaNDMentS.

    Sari132615604/27/2012
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  • Shalom Passover to someone who never batted an eyelid at my unwitting and repeated use of pejorative terms for your people.

    Shalom Passover to someone who never batted an eyelid at my unwitting and repeated use of pejorative terms for your people.

    Tom19614703/27/2012
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  • Happy whatever Jewish holiday it is this month.

    Happy whatever Jewish holiday it is this month.

    daronfish03/03/2012
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  • Enjoy that bread while you can, because within a few days, I will be willing to claw it out of your delicate hands like an eagle catching a salmon.

    Enjoy that bread while you can, because within a few days, I will be willing to claw it out of your delicate hands like an eagle catching a salmon.

    tulgeywoods04/03/2012
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  • This year, I'm using Passover as an excuse to get back on Atkins.

    This year, I'm using Passover as an excuse to get back on Atkins.

    Marcella134242004/04/2012
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  • But I'm just too stingy to give anything up for Passover.

    But I'm just too stingy to give anything up for Passover.

    Chris127195704/04/2012
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  • Dear Maury, PLEASE tell me I'm NOT the father...

    Dear Maury, PLEASE tell me I'm NOT the father...

    Jerica202768707/13/2012
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  • 'This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.'

    "This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."

    Bayou33305/31/2012
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  • 13.2 Million Jews CAN be wrong.

    13.2 Million Jews CAN be wrong.

    Mj145419704/28/2012
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  • Bacon cheeseburger without the bun, please. It's Passover.

    Bacon cheeseburger without the bun, please. It's Passover.

    abanjo177604/13/2012
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