Sorghum beer, a beer for all you liberal wheat hating pussys!
I'll trade you a handy for last months alimony check.
She knows her period attracts wild animals, but now she hopes it has the same effect on the judges.
I'm sorry your inbread, hate mongering parents instilled Republican Ideals in your tiny brain.
As you climb the ladder of success, remember not to wear any panties.
This year im getting you a divorce for our anniversary, that and a wicked case of herpes.
Dont worry I think thats legal in West Virginia.
Stop eye fucking me and do it for real, Mr Stranger on the bus.
I'd marry your crazy religous ass just to fuck you.
Evertime I eat a hotdog I think of your penis.
Thank you for your offer to bottom, there's only one problem. Im not fucking gay!
