-
This Obama Care is getting rediculous!
-
Thanks Obama, I used to own a small business. Now I'm digging through shit to make ends meet.
-
Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long.
-
Don't worry about CISPA or Neoliberal policy-making, just adopt our media's agenda and enjoy being free.
-
We gave Bush 8 years to fuck it up...... Cant expect Obama to fix it in 4.
-
Here ye, Hear me you assholes I have an announcement about me and none of you are included.
-
We want to read your email and collect your search data because we're concerned about job security. You know, the ones you hired us to do and pay us for.
-
The real question is: Which candidate is going to legalize marijuana?
-
BOOTH: "Policeman Parker! Can you tell me where President Lincoln is seated?" JOHN FREDERICK PARKER: "Yes sir Mr. Booth, in the Presidential Box".
-
What did the New Yorker ask at the pizza shop? -Two large plains please.
-
Ever notice how far back we have to look on Presidents Day?
-
Obama was recently diagnosed with too much awesomeness. Most common side effect: too many HATERS. Don't worry, he'll survive!
-
Douchebag... Republican? Potato... Puhtatuh.
-
Diapers & Politicians should be changed often...for the same reason.
-
But Mr. Lincoln, if we abolish slavery we'll have to pay them less than minimum wage instead!
-
Now that I'm unemployed, every day is like President's Day. Thanks, Obama!
-
This Presidents Day, remember to inspire our children that they can grow up to be President someday. Unless they are girls.
-
Apparently my employer doesn't give a shit about America.
-
On this Presidents' Day, go out and celebrate like Andrew Johnson.
-
The worst part of having to work on Presidents Day is having no one to talk to on gchat.