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  • If President Obama is thinking something, is it still a lie?

    If President Obama is thinking something, is it still a lie?

    James250431304/08/2013
    1.80 (5 votes)
  • Sorry, sweety I can't afford to take you to the movies. I work hard and can only afford leeches unnecessarily on welfare.

    Sorry, sweety I can't afford to take you to the movies. I work hard and can only afford leeches unnecessarily on welfare.

    Alexa324941504/04/2013
    2.50 (2 votes)
  • 'And they lived happily ever after. The end.' 'This book must have been written before Obama became president!'

    "And they lived happily ever after. The end." "This book must have been written before Obama became president!"

    carag460704/04/2013
    3.29 (7 votes)
  • Forced to pay Obamacare insurance rates, Billy and Sally round up neighborhood animals to eat for dinner.

    Forced to pay Obamacare insurance rates, Billy and Sally round up neighborhood animals to eat for dinner.

    Jeffrey351271701/27/2014
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • When I'd rather forget your president instead of no mail.

    When I'd rather forget your president instead of no mail.

    Diane280232402/18/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I don't consider myself political but if you voted for Mitt Romney let me know. I will unfriend you SO fast. It'll be lightning speed.

    I don't consider myself political but if you voted for Mitt Romney let me know. I will unfriend you SO fast. It'll be lightning speed.

    Donnie213879111/04/2012
    1.67 (3 votes)
  • Obama will grab an early lead on Tuesday... until all the Republicans get off work.

    Obama will grab an early lead on Tuesday... until all the Republicans get off work.

    Jenna127764111/05/2012
    3.43 (7 votes)
  • If we had a nickel for every time Obama said 'um' or 'uh' our nation would no longer be in debt.

    If we had a nickel for every time Obama said "um" or "uh" our nation would no longer be in debt.

    Rachel283977001/14/2013
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • Hey Obama Supporters, smart idea having the taxpayers fund handouts so you can have a life-long ride on a dependency slave ship. Said no informed voter ever.

    Hey Obama Supporters, smart idea having the taxpayers fund handouts so you can have a life-long ride on a dependency slave ship. Said no informed voter ever.

    dontmess11/08/2012
    1.00 (3 votes)
  • Cheers to the 2012 USA Election being over ! Now we can all get back to not giving a fuck at 100%.

    Cheers to the 2012 USA Election being over ! Now we can all get back to not giving a fuck at 100%.

    Kieran51411/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Did you actually follow the 2012 presidential campaign? Or did you just vote for Obama because he's of color and you think he's Jesus on earth?

    Did you actually follow the 2012 presidential campaign? Or did you just vote for Obama because he's of color and you think he's Jesus on earth?

    foxy fox11/07/2012
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • Oh nothing, just rehearsing my acceptance speech for the 2016 election.

    Oh nothing, just rehearsing my acceptance speech for the 2016 election.

    Cassidy274605711/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Four more years of Obama! No wait, I forgot, the world ends December 21, 2012!

    Four more years of Obama! No wait, I forgot, the world ends December 21, 2012!

    cherlights11/09/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • You voted for that liberal cunt? hah you are now all on the naughty list, good luck getting that job on your christmas list.

    You voted for that liberal cunt? hah you are now all on the naughty list, good luck getting that job on your christmas list.

    amangione2211/06/2012
    2.00 (4 votes)
  • Obama might take the lead early...but just you wait until after 5....when people with jobs vote for Romney on their way home from work!

    Obama might take the lead early...but just you wait until after 5....when people with jobs vote for Romney on their way home from work!

    Lisa200315711/06/2012
    2.00 (4 votes)
  • Obama another term... Well played Mayans... Well played.

    Obama another term... Well played Mayans... Well played.

    Susan273758511/06/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • ' Sorry. I thought Presidents' Day was when Obama stepped out of the White House , and if he saw his shadow, it mean't one more year of unemployment...'

    " Sorry. I thought Presidents' Day was when Obama stepped out of the White House , and if he saw his shadow, it mean't one more year of unemployment..."

    arnold24611/14/2012
    1.67 (3 votes)
  • Obama, meet the back of my hand. They don't call me Mitt for nothing....byotch.

    Obama, meet the back of my hand. They don't call me Mitt for nothing....byotch.

    William255762010/04/2012
    2.33 (3 votes)
  • We gave Bush 8 years to fuck it up...... Cant expect Obama to fix it in 4.

    We gave Bush 8 years to fuck it up...... Cant expect Obama to fix it in 4.

    Dawn143568404/24/2012
    2.22 (9 votes)
  • I always begin my 'Best Presidents List' with Warren G. Harding, William Henry Harrison, and James Garfield.

    I always begin my "Best Presidents List" with Warren G. Harding, William Henry Harrison, and James Garfield.

    James164146111/30/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)

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