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Thanks

Thanks for not getting upset when I fail to comment on anything of yours requiring a sign-up of some description.

JUNE 17TH, 2010

5.00 (2 votes)
Breakup

Thanks for the reassurance I will never find anyone else like you.

APRIL 13TH, 2010

4.68 (28 votes)
St. Patrick's Day

To celebrate this St. Patrick's Day, you can drive the snake out of my pants.

MARCH 17TH, 2010

4.00 (18 votes)
Confession

Sometimes I miss you so much that I yell at myself to shut up and get back in the kitchen.

MARCH 16TH, 2010

4.26 (19 votes)
St. Patrick's Day

Sorry you turned out to be the only person in the entire workplace who takes the "wear green on Saint Patrick's Day" rule seriously.

MARCH 16TH, 2010

3.50 (8 votes)
Confession

I like to think immaturity keeps me young.

MARCH 12TH, 2010

3.78 (9 votes)
Courtesy Hello

I've been thinking of you.

MARCH 8TH, 2010

5.00 (6 votes)
Flirting

Words simply can't describe how much I vodka donkey nipple you.

JANUARY 12TH, 2010

3.29 (7 votes)
Flirting

If I were into that sort of thing, you'd be just the kind of drug-addled emotional trainwreck I'd be interested in dating.

JANUARY 12TH, 2010

3.75 (12 votes)
Thanks

Thanks for inviting me to your party via ecard so I could pretend I never received it, thus saving us both from an embarrassing public rejection.

JANUARY 12TH, 2010

4.00 (6 votes)
Flirting

I only swallow because there is no other equally time saving method of post-intercourse clean up.

JANUARY 12TH, 2010

4.38 (77 votes)
Friendship

I will always cherish the nice things I assume you say about me.

JANUARY 12TH, 2010

4.00 (13 votes)
Christmas Season

Thanks in advance for understanding when I ask for my gift's receipt.

DECEMBER 16TH, 2009

3.57 (7 votes)
Reminders

I like to slow down when I'm being tailgated to remind the person behind me that I can be an asshole too.

DECEMBER 16TH, 2009

3.82 (11 votes)
Apology

Sorry about that nickname you don't know about.

DECEMBER 16TH, 2009

4.40 (10 votes)
Apology

Sorry I laughed when you said you'd been thinking.

DECEMBER 15TH, 2009

3.87 (15 votes)
Somewhat Topical

The only commitment issue I have is which Facebook game I should master.

DECEMBER 15TH, 2009

3.22 (9 votes)
Christmas Season

Just a reminder I will not be accepting any cards this year that are not attached to gifts.

DECEMBER 14TH, 2009

3.67 (15 votes)
Christmas Season

Thanks for pausing to admire the effort I put into wrapping your gift before frantically desecrating it.

DECEMBER 14TH, 2009

3.67 (9 votes)
Christmas Season

When I said you shouldn't have bought me a present, I meant you shouldn't have bought me such a crappy present.

DECEMBER 14TH, 2009

3.64 (11 votes)

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