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You got a Tumblr, you horny.
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Dear Mom, these aren't the only poles I work. Happy Mother's Day!
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god, please let this shitty day go by quick so i can make it home in time for playoff hockey.
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God, you made this world with many different ingredients. But why did you have to add dumbass sauce?
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Wait, enough... you had me at Halal.
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I used to be an adventurer like yourself, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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You know what? Forget 911. Fuck it, it's Ramadan!
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And to my Pakistani drinkers: This Eid, buy your liquor only from Muslim-owned liquor stores.
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Support your brothers. This Eid, buy your weed from only Muslim salesmen.
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Hope you have fun hoarding a ton of beef in your freezer instead of handing it out to the needy. Eid Mubarak!
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YEAHWHAT!?...Ramadan??... How 'Bout You Just FUCKEN' RAMA-DONT!
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Eid Mubarak, bitches!
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Now that Ramadan is over, I can finally tell you to STFU.
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I will celebrate Ramadan with you only if I can break my fast with fried dates that are wrapped in bacon.
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Bitch stole my samosa.
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I've had three rishtas rejected this Ramadan.
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You look a lot skinnier since Ramadan started. Are you a secret Muslim?
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My rishta just got rejected. Why Allah why?
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I hope no one sees me slipping out before eight taraweehs.
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You want me to pray? I just came here for the food!