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  • You got a Tumblr, you horny.

    You got a Tumblr, you horny.

    Richie141959005/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Dear Mom, these aren't the only poles I work. Happy Mother's Day!

    Dear Mom, these aren't the only poles I work. Happy Mother's Day!

    JinNay05/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • god, please let this shitty day go by quick so i can make it home in time for playoff hockey.

    god, please let this shitty day go by quick so i can make it home in time for playoff hockey.

    Dave131304304/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • God, you made this world with many different ingredients. But why did you have to add dumbass sauce?

    God, you made this world with many different ingredients. But why did you have to add dumbass sauce?

    payTNT9804/23/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Wait, enough... you had me at Halal.

    Wait, enough... you had me at Halal.

    Serene703/28/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I used to be an adventurer like yourself, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    I used to be an adventurer like yourself, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    jonathan334402/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You know what? Forget 911. Fuck it, it's Ramadan!

    You know what? Forget 911. Fuck it, it's Ramadan!

    Christian34502/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And to my Pakistani drinkers: This Eid, buy your liquor only from Muslim-owned liquor stores.

    And to my Pakistani drinkers: This Eid, buy your liquor only from Muslim-owned liquor stores.

    Sohaib111/06/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Support your brothers. This Eid, buy your weed from only Muslim salesmen.

    Support your brothers. This Eid, buy your weed from only Muslim salesmen.

    Sohaib111/06/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hope you have fun hoarding a ton of beef in your freezer instead of handing it out to the needy. Eid Mubarak!

    Hope you have fun hoarding a ton of beef in your freezer instead of handing it out to the needy. Eid Mubarak!

    antiBiotic11/05/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • YEAHWHAT!?...Ramadan??... How 'Bout You Just FUCKEN' RAMA-DONT!

    YEAHWHAT!?...Ramadan??... How 'Bout You Just FUCKEN' RAMA-DONT!

    Bloodred109/08/2011
    2.33 (3 votes)
  • Eid Mubarak, bitches!

    Eid Mubarak, bitches!

    fnr200108/29/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Now that Ramadan is over, I can finally tell you to STFU.

    Now that Ramadan is over, I can finally tell you to STFU.

    noseclams08/29/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I will celebrate Ramadan with you only if I can break my fast with fried dates that are wrapped in bacon.

    I will celebrate Ramadan with you only if I can break my fast with fried dates that are wrapped in bacon.

    noseclams08/29/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Bitch stole my samosa.

    Bitch stole my samosa.

    Sohaib108/17/2011
    2.33 (3 votes)
  • I've had three rishtas rejected this Ramadan.

    I've had three rishtas rejected this Ramadan.

    Sohaib108/17/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You look a lot skinnier since Ramadan started. Are you a secret Muslim?

    You look a lot skinnier since Ramadan started. Are you a secret Muslim?

    hallmarc08/17/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • My rishta just got rejected. Why Allah why?

    My rishta just got rejected. Why Allah why?

    Sohaib108/17/2011
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I hope no one sees me slipping out before eight taraweehs.

    I hope no one sees me slipping out before eight taraweehs.

    Sohaib108/16/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You want me to pray? I just came here for the food!

    You want me to pray? I just came here for the food!

    Sohaib108/16/2011
    4.67 (3 votes)

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