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College
We live on the same floor again, bitch.
MARCH 19TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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St. Patrick's Day
I'm not Irish, but today, I will be getting drunk like one.
MARCH 12TH, 2012
5.00 (4 votes)
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Birthday
When you make a wish, it better be to throw as baller a birthday for me as I did for you.
FEBRUARY 9TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
I know how much we're frenemies, so I packed your bag with money. At least you're gonna make it rain one last time.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Valentine's Day
This Valentine's Day, if you're going to sleep alone, do it completely wasted.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Valentine's Day
I didn't know what to get you for Valentine's Day, but since I'm breaking up with you, here's a box of Kleenex.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Encouragement
I just wanted to tell you that you got a badonkadonk.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Breakup
HOW WE GONNA HAAAAAANDLE THIS!?!
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Congratulations
Congratulations! You're officially in... the friend zone.
JANUARY 31ST, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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College
You're THIS close from getting knocked the fuck out.
JANUARY 26TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
